The Dink Network


And that's just the beginning of his name!
May 27th, 2013
Score : 5.0 fair
Peasant Male Australia
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I had first written a review to this Dmod on December 27th, 2008 where in a badly punctuated and with terrible grammar I gave it a miserable score of 2.1, My opinions have changed since and I think this Dmod deserves a higher score than it is generally given.

Honestly, who hasn't played this Dmod, I don't think I am exaggerating if I say that this is possibly one of the most downloaded Dmods and quite possibly one of the most reviewed also. once you boot up the game you are greeted by an entirely white screen where you can choose to either start, continue or quit. The continue button serves no purpose whatsoever as there is no way you can save your game, and why should there be? Upon clicking the start button you are taken to a plain grass field where Dink and a duck stand. Dink then introduces himself by his real name Adolph Blaine Charles Dink Earl Frederic Gerald Hubert Irwin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus but he chooses to go by Dink Smallwood and you can't blame him, right? After introducing himself Dink makes his way to the very top of the screen where he himself calls him to dinner which leads me to think maybe Dink is schizophrenic and there is a lot more then meets the eye to this Dmod. Maybe that duck was placed there by the cast in order to spy on Dink Smallwood? All these unanswered questions we will never find out...

Overall I think it is a fairly humorous Dmod and I think everyone who downloaded this knew it was going to be bad by the overall score it was given and the size of the file. What we have here is the epitome of ridiculous Dmods that don't take themselves to seriously that are found on the site. For this I am giving what I think is a well deserved score of 5.0 to this Dmod. For it was humorous and is the most notorious Dmod ever made.