The Dink Network

Of course, he was now pretty used to it. After all, it's very rare that anyone acknowledges his defeat of the ancient one, Seth or the heroic delivery of cheese for his king. He sat on his chamber pot, noisily spraying diarrhea into it, pondering over what to do about the people's forgetfulness.

"That's it! Why, I think I should thank my feces for the brilliant idea I just got. I should...