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children are the future, im scared

considering your a 'child' i would think you would be happy to be the future. better than being the past. past sucks

im talking about my lil bro. he'll annoy everyone to death!

Glad to know you are trying to beat him to it.

i actually think it's the exact opposite lol, the future looks like it will be doomed in after a few years... overpopulated, all polluted, with oil and food prices sky high, more people unemployed...

and the past was so much better? the plague? the spanish inquisition? the crusades? any world war?

Lets just agree that everything is horrible...

You kids shouldn't be so depressed about the future. Leave that to old grumpy men.

WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!111!!1

Wow... not only is that statement not accurate, but uh... yeah.

"WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!111!!1"
YAY!!

Originally this post was going to correct Striker, saying something to the tune of, "Actually striker, everyone does die eventually. So technically he was accurate." However it still didn't make sense so upon further investigation I found the reason for Striker's comment and understand it now while also fully agreeing with it.

Just thought I would let you into my thought process.

Nested view is your friend.

In fact vortex, living back when would've been ok - just trawl up to your local general store buy a sword for 100Gp (which you found miraculously lying around your house and in dead rats) and swagger off to save the world!

i agree. And i kinda agree too with the previous-deleted-about-chinese post.

That is kinda stupid as it is objectively untrue. In fact China has a lower birthrate than the world's average. And with modern anti-conception the assumption that more sex means more children is a bit doubtful to say the least.

I would bet paris hilton has had more sex in a year then the nation of china.... baaaa-zing!

lol

I probably could have put it a better way. But, meh. Red looks nice on me.

Did i make a racial comment about the Chinese? 'coz if i did i'd quite forgotten.

Incidentally, my great-great grandma was a Chinese - she met her old-man-to-be on the Bendigo gold fields! (Ok...you really needed to know my history, yeah?)

This thread is irrelevant, as the world's going to end on December 21st of 2012.

how did you conclude that?

<post Self-erased for noobiness>

I believe you just replied. incidentally, yellow has been my border colour forever.

Wait... *facepalms self*

I saw the "s" next to the avatar and assumed it was the same person. Blame it on tiredness.

schnapper: how did you conclude that?

I believe one of the staff, redink1, I think, made a comment that the world would indeed end around that time. Correct me if i'm wrong.

I think it has something to do with Mayan mumbo jumbo.

well, thanks to slayer, we may now prepare for das enk! this slayer must be a prophet!

(5min later, Schnapper punched himself for noobiness)

"Im talking about my lil bro. he'll annoy everyone to death!"

well, yeh little kids can be annoying, but they all grow up someday.
If he doesn't then we are so totally doomed.

das enk? wat does that mean??? i think das is 'the'

This is stupid lol he said children r the future im scared and it turned into a discussion of the stupid prediction of 2012 NWO wich is believed only by christian extremist who believe NASA has the antichrist locked up and coinsedentaly its can alien. Now come on thats just silly. And believe it or not nearly every month theres a new end of world prediction, some think that the end of the world is in fall2008 wich has a snap twist on it ITS ALREADY FALL!! and then Plealiens a stupid cult thought that first contact with aliens was 2 days ago the 14th and turns out nothin happened, dont gripe about the future or worry about the end of the world it will happen some time but not now and not soon. No country has the guts to nuke us and if china invades... we can all just retreat to northen canada like way up north there and no one will find us so consider yourself safe for now,.

For a moment there, my eyes blurred over as I re-read the initial post and i read: "CHICKENS ARE THE FUTURE. I'M SCARED."

In addition, children are the ominous future IF you forget the CONDOM. Although in that case, the 'rentals are presumably more of a worry!

@ Krisnox-yep, "das" is german for "the". "enk", however, came from an Andy Griffith book from way-back. was it "just crazy"?

@Cameronx1- We still like to bet our' chips on which event will be harbinger of the earths' doom, yet whilst there are always the Dink-hearted in the world, there will always be an Ancient-slayer lurking around somewhere! So if we start a DDC cult and root out the rebels, we may yet win the world! mwa-ha-ha-HA-HA-HA-HA!!

Chickens ARE the future.

We know what to do with... babies.

Are you OK? You sound a little weird in that mesage?!
Lance.

If any country started a nuclear war then the end of the world would be...

if every nuke was detonated at the same time apparently it could destroy the whole planet... just something i read

yeah, but the place where you write funny messages says......... oh