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Computer Errors

November 21st 2007, 03:43 PM
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Ever thought your computer was deliberately trying to make you crack up in a wave of hilarious computer messages? Well now you know!
November 21st 2007, 03:45 PM
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Pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
Funny.
November 21st 2007, 04:09 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Most of these are actually stolen or generated from this nice error message generator.

Have fun.
November 21st 2007, 04:11 PM
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Oh...
I prefer making my own using Microsoft Photdraw, although that maybe useful...
November 21st 2007, 04:38 PM
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Simeon
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Any fool can use a computer. Many do. 
This one's real; I got this too when using Apache on Vista:

Apache error on Vista.
November 21st 2007, 04:45 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
I just clicked a link in a document in OpenOffice and it said "general internet error".
November 21st 2007, 05:35 PM
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Phoenix
Peasant He/Him Norway
Back from the ashes 
I programmed a little something that ended up failing with the message "Could not connect to server: Success". It amused me, because I didn't intend that to happen.
November 22nd 2007, 10:12 AM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
Haha. Win.
November 22nd 2007, 01:55 PM
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LadyValoveer
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
Mildly deranged. 
A friend of mine took great delight in changing the signature on my cell phone text messages to say that she ruled and I drooled.

So when she got a fancy new laptop I created a "login banner" (I think it's called) which appeared every time she turned it on.

"Awesomeness not detected: You are not awesome enough to use this machine. Please contact somebody cooler for assistance."
November 22nd 2007, 02:15 PM
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lol
November 22nd 2007, 02:23 PM
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Drink
Peasant He/Him Chile
Don't drink 
Ha ha
November 22nd 2007, 11:49 PM
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fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
roflmao
November 24th 2007, 01:05 PM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
kekeke