New D-Mod: Bill & Kill 1: *SIGH*
Jameil has released Bill & Kill 1: *SIGH*. Yes, the subtitle is actually '*SIGH*', and that is not my attempt to make fun of the D-Mod. It looks like it could very well be one of the worst D-Mods ever made, though, so at least the subtitle is accurate.
Supposedly, the author took "543 tries to finish it". I'm pretty sure he is lying like a cow does under the bitter moonlight of January... when the sun shines too slow in the day, and the touch of death lurks in frigid shadows. "Moo", says the cow to the moon, "Moo"... if only he could make an 'en' sound, then at least he could voice his discontent to the heartless glow. He tries to stand up on undernourished legs, but its last vestiges of body heat melted the snow under its craggy, matted belly, and he's frozen to the ground. Lying there, unable to get up under any effort, hoping that someone invents a gentle, cow-proof flamethrower in the next 3 minutes.
Er, my point is, I would be very surprised if the author finished it at all. While it may be 'possible', it is 'possible' the author is a 56-year-old-mutant-dog-with-a-learning-disability.
Supposedly, the author took "543 tries to finish it". I'm pretty sure he is lying like a cow does under the bitter moonlight of January... when the sun shines too slow in the day, and the touch of death lurks in frigid shadows. "Moo", says the cow to the moon, "Moo"... if only he could make an 'en' sound, then at least he could voice his discontent to the heartless glow. He tries to stand up on undernourished legs, but its last vestiges of body heat melted the snow under its craggy, matted belly, and he's frozen to the ground. Lying there, unable to get up under any effort, hoping that someone invents a gentle, cow-proof flamethrower in the next 3 minutes.
Er, my point is, I would be very surprised if the author finished it at all. While it may be 'possible', it is 'possible' the author is a 56-year-old-mutant-dog-with-a-learning-disability.
Mooooo
EDIT: Oh, cmon.This isn't even worth reviewing.Why do
people think they can make a screen with enemy sprites
and then copy the same screen over and over and call
it a game? And no, adding an extra enemy sprite here
and there does not a new screen make!
I find it aggravating.Like a root canal.
EDIT: Oh, cmon.This isn't even worth reviewing.Why do
people think they can make a screen with enemy sprites
and then copy the same screen over and over and call
it a game? And no, adding an extra enemy sprite here
and there does not a new screen make!
I find it aggravating.Like a root canal.
Haha, that news post certainly says something about the Dmod.
Why can't the staff members reject a file if it has no content?
Because everyone has the right to release something, no matter how crappy. And it will teach the Dmod's creator something.
I actually enjoyed my root canal, as the tooth was quite painful.
It might just be me, but that *has* to go into the quotes.
April 24th 2007, 11:09 PM
me.lurker
Yes, I found a hardness error is definitely one for the ages.
I just decided to play this D-Mod and... I had to place 2 screens full of goodies to finish it. Jameil if you have really finished this whole D-Mod without cheating, I hereby officially pronounce you LIFELESS.
