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ZAPRASZAM WSZYSTKICH POLAKÓW

April 3rd 2005, 12:47 PM
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wolf321
Peasant He/Him
 
Je¿eli s¹ tu jacyœ Polacy zapraszam: http://www.members.lycos.co.uk/dinksmallwood/

Jest to nowo powsta³a stronka (moja ), która, mam nadziejê, bêdzie czêsto odwiedzana. ZAPRASZAM!
April 3rd 2005, 01:58 PM
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merlin
Peasant He/Him
 
There should seriously be an English-only rule.
April 3rd 2005, 02:28 PM
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Chaotic
Peasant He/Him
 
Oooo, he found a way around the swear filter O_O
April 3rd 2005, 03:18 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
I don't think writing in another language is very nice on an English speaking board. How the hell would you like it if I started typing in my countries language? I severely doubt you understand Cantanese.

It wouldn't be very fun. Would it?
April 3rd 2005, 06:30 PM
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carrie2004
Peasant She/Her Canada
*chomp* 
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt

*hehe.My dad sent me this today.It seemed appropiate for this thread.
April 3rd 2005, 10:20 PM
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Chaotic
Peasant He/Him
 
?tnuoc siht seoD !sdrawkcab gnikaeps ma I
April 4th 2005, 12:34 AM
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merlin
Peasant He/Him
 
carrie: I don't know if that is supposed to be funny, but I can't read it.
April 4th 2005, 12:38 AM
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sarcasm?

I could read it...
April 4th 2005, 12:51 AM
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carrie2004
Peasant She/Her Canada
*chomp* 
Generating Translation for Merlin....beep..beep..boop..

I couldn't believe that I could actually understand what I was reading.The phenomanal power of the human mind.According to a researcher at Cambridge University,it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are,the only important thing is that the first and last letter be in the right place. The rest can be a total mess and you can still read it without a problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but the word as a whole. Amazing huh? yeah and I always thought spelling was important.
April 4th 2005, 01:26 AM
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Chaotic
Peasant He/Him
 
gnilleps dna rammarg doog sdnamed nilrem ,sey
April 4th 2005, 01:27 AM
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dinkme
Peasant He/Him India
 
Did anyone understand what wolf meant to say. There should be a rule to only speak english on the board
April 4th 2005, 01:30 AM
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Chaotic
Peasant He/Him
 
http://www.members.lycos.co.uk/dinksmallwood/ ta murof a htiw etis a edam eh ,osla dna

wonk tnod I ,gniyas si eh tahw em ksa tnod
April 4th 2005, 01:35 AM
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dinkme
Peasant He/Him India
 
Dink Smallwood
Nieoficjalna stronka o grze Dink Smallwood. Zapraszam do rejestracji!!

Thats what there was written. What the hell this language is?
April 4th 2005, 10:05 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Ah, a quick google search confirms: Polish. (at least, I hope thats what all the .pl domains are)

Cześć! Nie po polsku. Przetłumacz to?

For Carrie:
Hello! No speak polish. Translate it?
April 4th 2005, 01:32 PM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
I could tell that from "POLAKÓW" in the title
April 4th 2005, 01:45 PM
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Chaotic
Peasant He/Him
 
elur ylno hsilgne na eb dluohs ereht ,eerga I
April 4th 2005, 04:21 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
I don't know if that is supposed to be funny, but I can't read it.

Sreoiulsy?
April 4th 2005, 04:28 PM
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carrie2004
Peasant She/Her Canada
*chomp* 
Hey Chaotic,you forgot to write Merlin as Nilrem in your earlier post.

P.S. I don't mind people writing in their own language but it would be greatly appreciated if they included an english translation in their posts.Pretty please and such?!
April 5th 2005, 12:54 AM
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Kmaikl
Peasant He/Him
 
Didn't anyone think to find a language translator?
This is a poorly translated copy...

I INVITE ALL POLES

It (them) < eat > & # 191; page (s) & # 185 eli; that here & # 339; I invite poles there is / recently & # 179 http://www.members.lycos.co.uk/dinksmallwood powsta; but my ( ) stronka, which (who), it stuff mums & # 234; ex- < b > & # 234; & # 234 dzie cz; hundred visited. I INVITE!

Pole dancing is fun
April 5th 2005, 12:58 AM
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merlin
Peasant He/Him
 
That's a real great translation there...
April 5th 2005, 02:13 AM
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carrie2004
Peasant She/Her Canada
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Ohhh.It's a polish dink smallwood forum.Heh.
I think I'll visit often and post english entries to annoy them.
April 5th 2005, 07:44 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Didn't anyone think to find a language translator?

On an predominantly English speaking board, I don't expect to need a translator.
April 5th 2005, 08:44 AM
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Kmaikl
Peasant He/Him
 
Yeah, but it's better than just she doging about it isn't it

Why am I like the onli one who joined even tho i don't understand polish
April 5th 2005, 11:14 AM
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wolf321
Peasant He/Him
 
I wrote post in polish language becaouse I have hope there are any polish people in Dink Network but I see - not
April 5th 2005, 11:28 AM
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Sharp
Peasant She/Her Finland
 
Aww..
But we've got some other cool minorities instead. Then again, I suppose it doesn't help too much
April 5th 2005, 12:26 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Yeah, but it's better than just she doging about it isn't it

In my not very humble opinion, no.
April 5th 2005, 12:43 PM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
Aaaahhh!! It is when I read this post, I've seen the Trout has changed his avatar, Yet Again!!1!!twelveminusone
April 5th 2005, 12:49 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Just trying to keep you all on your toes.
April 5th 2005, 02:24 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
I HAVE seen a lot of Dutch members here. Way more than I though...

Now, guess where I'm from
April 5th 2005, 05:05 PM
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Drake
Peasant He/Him
 
C'mon sabre, don't be a reproductive cavity cleaner!
( Sorry that was the best english translation i could manage. Anyone know the english word for it? )

Besides, when you came to my land we didn't she dog about you not speaking our language. Friggin' Britts
April 5th 2005, 11:44 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Tisk tisk. It's Bloody Brits, or if your really pissed, Effing Brits.. Din'tchaknow?
April 6th 2005, 01:07 AM
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LadyValoveer
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
Mildly deranged. 
Wasn't it whinging poms?
April 6th 2005, 05:39 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
And what, may I ask, is your language Drake?

Chrispy is the only one to get it right - The correct term is indeed 'effin Brits. And the Lady seems to have unfortunately picked up some convict slang from somewhere...

Though the Brit thing does irritate me quite a bit... it's just like saying Canadians and Americans are from the same country... which is clearly wrong.
April 6th 2005, 06:02 AM
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carrie2004
Peasant She/Her Canada
*chomp* 
*aww* poor Wolf321.
April 6th 2005, 09:08 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Oh, ok. 'Effing mainlanders, 'effing Welsh, 'effing Scots, 'effing English, and 'effing Irish. There we go, everyones representin'
April 6th 2005, 01:50 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
That's much 'effing better.
April 6th 2005, 04:43 PM
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LadyValoveer
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
Mildly deranged. 
@Sabre: If I were sober I would have a devastating retort for you, which clearly indicated that I was not an Aussie/convict, but unfortunately I'm not, and therefore(to keep the good reputation of my country) I am pretending to be an Australian. G'day. Bonza. Poms. Whinging.
April 6th 2005, 05:27 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
I never said you were Australian. I'd never be that harsh.
April 7th 2005, 09:22 PM
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Kmaikl
Peasant He/Him
 
Hey, Australians are cool, We just have shoot leaders
April 8th 2005, 05:18 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Really? Ah well, my mistake.
April 8th 2005, 04:02 PM
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VaultDweller
Peasant He/Him United States
Wanderer of the Wasteland 
Now Antarctician's...I hate them the most.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
April 8th 2005, 05:54 PM
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merlin
Peasant He/Him
 
Hey! Don't hate penguins!
April 8th 2005, 06:22 PM
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Inuits...that's where the REAL problem lies...They just sit up there...on their oil filled island of Alaska...Smirking at all of the world. Well I've got news for you Inuits! We're coming for ya! Every last three of you! You're going down!

Anyone here from America?
April 8th 2005, 11:05 PM
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Kmaikl
Peasant He/Him
 
Americans are too paranoid

"oh no, that country is looking at me funny, DESTROY IT"
April 8th 2005, 11:59 PM
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Let me give you a clue as to what country I am from.

"I'm lazy."

There, if you haven't guessed by now I'm American. A Republican at that. Parliment looks so much cooler. They stand up and shout when someone says something haha. The Beatles rock! *feels a compulsive urge to go to England*
April 9th 2005, 01:28 AM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
Watching parliment (Canadian or the other one ) can be quite funny, until you realize, man, those are the people that are deciding the future of the country. And then you laugh again, but with more resignation this time.
April 10th 2005, 06:22 AM
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Kmaikl
Peasant He/Him
 
governments are soo pointless