The Dink Network

I've started making a d-mod. It is fantastic, as my plot creation skills and intelligent scripting make me a much more talented guy than any of you. Having been about the DN for a while now, I've come to realize you lot just don't put any effort it. Idiots.

I shall make a very detailed d-mod, where all the hardness is done correctly, and important sprites have scripts. I'm going to do the whole map using tiles, and if you don't agree, let me know. I'll tell you to fudge off, and that will be the end of that.

So, the main quest is one where Dink must try and become just like me; a brilliant and creative writer, who has been writing on post-it notes for the best part of 15 years. I know this is a good plot, because I once had a poem published in a book when I was 10, and as such, am AMAZING. Why wouldn't Dink want to be like me?

There are going to be dragons in this d-mod, as I like dragons. They aren't used enough in fantasy, and where they are, they are always BAD. I have a revolutionary new twist though... having a good dragon! Impressive, no?

I've noticed that some people announce d-mods, but don't release them. I don't understand this, as I always finish my d-mods on time (though I haven't made any yet), and am very meticulous. If a d-mod isn't going to be finished by the date I intend to release it, I just cut out minor details, like the plot, and maybe some characters.

Now all of you fudge off. I'm a genius at work, and you are all cretins. Apart from that guy in the mirror... man he's sexy..

EDIT: And before anyone says anything, I'm so, so sorry.

*sniff* What's that? Yes, I do believe I smell satire.

Let this be a lesson for you all, kids, don't mess with the Trout, or he'll come and get you, and you ain't gonna like it.

In some normal-ish worlds we should learn from when someone *once* points out we're being silly, but for some reason we're just seeing everybody she doging a certain person and him being a bit arrogant back...
This'll never end.

Yay! I love forum entertainment.

Ah, yes. Mess with me and I'll be really mean. I'll slap you round the face with poor humour, and knock you off a bridge with my terrible prose. You'll probably then drown in all my unfinished d-mods.

But yeah, uhh... sorry Draconic. Bit harsh...

That's the best laugh I've had all year!!

LMAO. Make that DMOD.

"But yeah, uhh... sorry Draconic. Bit harsh..."

Ah, the sincerity...

I'm glad I'm back. Now I know what I've missed; that special kind of humour you can only find at the DN!

LOL! Ok I admit I may have been a bit harsh on you SabreTrout. I was just trying to make a point to Binirit. Perhaps I was a bit unfair on you. I don't really know that you aren't gonna finish them just because you say 2006 or 2008 as guesses. Especially since I realise that you are kidding. It's just that a part of the brain can't help but think "Is he ever gonna finish them?" Sorry man. Oh, and by the way, nice jokes! You done a good job of making fun of me. And no need to apologize for jokes... I can and like to laugh at myself. Mind you considering how physically and vocally clumsy I can be it is a good thing too.

Or, "That's the best laugh I've had in two days!"

The thing is, when I say "this epic will be out in 2006", that isn't a joke. It's a realistic aim.

Seriously.

"I can and like to laugh at myself"

That made me almost cry, I feel so sorry for you

I admit I may have been a bit harsh on you SabreTrout. I was just trying to make a point to Binirit.

I knew what your point was as soon as I had read your very first sentence. I really didn't need a whole story.

It's smart though you apologized to Sabre too.

2006 in Earth Years? Or 2006 on the planet
Betaslam? Because that isnt for another 4 years now, so you can always say you meant 2006 on Betaslam if challenged about the lateness of your release.