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OK, so this RPG is coming out for the X-Box, and the hero is called... Tal.

So what the hell is going on? Have you sold out on us or what?

An epic RGP starring Tal the Duck!

The rumors are true: the rights to my name and brand of humor have been sold to Microsoft.

You mean like this?

Precisely. I now have a Ferrari that rivals John Carmack's, more naked ladies than you'll find in a SimonK D-Mod, a mountain of beef jerky and Mountain Dew,

*marketing speech*

and of course, only the coolest gaming system of all time, the Xbox. My friends and I get together almost every day to play awesome Xbox-exclusive titles such as Ninja Gaiden, Project Gotham Racing 2, and more. And when my friends are busy, I play the hottest titles on Xbox Live such as MechAssault and Rainbow Six 3. And soon enough, my friends and I will all be crowded around Sudeki, what will surely be one of the best games ever. You and your friends should buy an Xbox too. Xbox - It's good to play together.

*end marketing speech*

Hey Bill! You can use my name, if you pay me a lot! I want that too! PLX PLX!

We all knew this was going to happen... And sure, we saw it coming that Tal wasn't going to be too modest about it. But whoa, who would've guessed that we would get a marketing speach? (I'm sure that pays X-tra) I don't like the cliché though... cars and women, is that all you men need? O, of course, I'd be forgetting the - I can do better than all the rest of you - bit. But what would we do without Tal?

Men don't always agree with the cars part, but every (straight) man wants women. My personal desire is music and women, but many of my friends want games and women.

I'm not sure if we should be sad someones using your name or happy they thought it was cool enough.

No, despite popular female belief, we also need food, water, and air.

Hey, Tal is a cool name.

TheAmazingL.....I dont what to put at "L"

What we need is food, water, air, women, cars, music AND games.

swap cars for beer and you're there.

So you need food, water, women, beer, music and games. Good to know. But what do you need the most? Except for the water and food ?

I guess beer

Naaahhh, drinking beer is out nowadays. Mix that what-is-it-called 96% stuff with Fanta 1/10 and The Stuff is ready.

EDIT: Was it called spirit?

I think you mean everclear. 190 Proof.....

Btw, is (nearly) pure ethanol supposed to be brown? Well, at least I didn't die because of drinking that stuff...

I just want games... Oh and a contract so I can make my own