The Dink Network

I need to find some way to make massive amounts of cash in a short period of time. My bike sucks.

Ideas?

I could also go for some hot Tal-on-female action.... mmh... lots of beautiful gals in this Keyboarding class... too bad I've only got two weeks left, eh.

sell crack.

sell your blood

Sell your soul to the Devil.

Actually, if you keep in mind that whole "Tal on fenale action", and down to the local sperm bank - I hear you may be well compansated..

go to the sperm bank and whack off into a little cup.

Try a loan. Preferably from an old granny who hasn't got that much time left.

And Binirit wins the "most evil replay" award

That's not evil, just underhand. Evil is hastening it.

Now that is wit. Bin, you deserve a cookie.

Tal, how on earth did you get to become a staff member?

he's a staff member because he's so dang funny. +buddy Jesus pose+

OK, everybuddy on this network buy a lottery ticket.
Share.
Most other ways to get rich quick end up getting someone else rich.

Because he is a P.I.M.P.

That and he kissed ass to redink like the rest of us did.

I dunno; you tell me. Are you trying to imply that I'm not eligible for a staff position, or even better, that you're superior to me?

Tal is on staff because I asked him.

LOL WC!

Maybe they have a job in the center of Amsterdam?

A chocolate one please. Or perhaps I'll go for the spyware-included one.

you should make a site, and put billions of porn popups on it. Then, you make a biggillion sites that link to it, that have like a fake front, and so that they popup on search engines alot. One fake one about free game downloads, one about dink smallwood,ect. so that almost any search will popup one of your sites and redirect back to the site with all the popups. Its GENIUS!

next time i see a popup advertising another popup, i'll think of you

Sell your brain to Mensa.

I know someone in Mensa.

Come to this country and start a coffeshop...

Sell your body as an prostitute

Find someone with money, kill them and take it. Repeat until you have enough.

I don't have money, so let me live...

Same here, would you kill me for few measly euros? Well, I hope not.

Tal: Want my bike? I never really use it.

don't you have parents with money? You can always beg for it

I think he begged them 'empty' already...

legolas: Due to both my parents being in horrible financial situations, I try to avoid begging for anything at all costs. I'm lucky enough to be receiving $10 every two weeks for allowance... and that always seems to disappear due to some sort of due or fee.

merlin: Gimme a pic

start your own porn site. C'mon, we know how far you'd go for the money.