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Do you people ever get angry at your behated computer? And if you do, how do you channel your anger?

I usually start torturing our animals... But now they're all away! And I don't want to wreck my computer even though I hate it! And I wouldn't really want to wreck my home either.....

What's wrong with your computer?

nothing, it just sometimes pisses me off.

Wanna talk about it?

Draw a really ugly wallpaper

Have you been cheating on him, with the computer next door?

(1) Buy an X-Box.

(2) Play it in front of your PC.

(3) It will get so jealous that it will never annoy you again, never crashing and it's CPU will hit overdrive. It will even start making you milkshakes upon request.

Alternatively, just grind your teeth into a fine white powder, then snort it to see if you get high from the calcium.

I mention "garbage day for you" in a very mysterious voice. (or sometimes in a cursing voice). Either way that seems to work, as we this (American) computer does not want to end up in the Canadian trash.

>^..^<

Yeah, when the connection goes 'idle' (dunno what might be happening) in my new computer...

It's a 56k dial-up and, as the connection goes idle, it makes me disconnect/reconnect - the telephone's bill will come tremendous this month....

Any ideas on how should I solve this?

One word:
WinMx

And people wonder how I can download nearly a gigabyte in a month on a 26.4k connection.

Now, if you have bandwidth limits, this if of less use to you. But then again, how many dial-up connections have bandwidth limits?

Link for the lazy.

Hu hu hu.

Opens in a new window for the real lazy.

I hope Redink's HTML permissions allow this.

This pc sucks...
My good pc sucks too because it crashes when going online(it did, it's fixed) but it made me angry... What did I do when that happens?? Scream very hard... smash something on the wall(some strange wooden thing, won't break ) and then I behave very angry against my parents

No, it won't

danged for the lazy...

Aw, dangit.

I'm usually quite calm when it comes to PC problems. I can get really pissed off when there's something seriously frustrating in a game.

What do I do at those moments? Hit my keyboard real hard... Or the mouse. I'm a violent person. Thing is, I usually regret it afterwards, not because I might have broken the hardware, but because my hand hurts afterwards

Hit someone else with the little round thing in ya mouse...

"Hit someone else with the little round thing in ya mouse"

I can´t even do that, i have this ÜBERKOOL infralaserredligthledcordless mouse...
So i just kick the wall, hurt my toe, and stop doing dum things...

Me and my friend once had a mouseball war. (after finding tons of old mouses in a closet at a place we were working from school at)

Man, those things HURT!

Bah.

If you want pain, if you want respect, if you want to be the man with the bigger bludgeon, what you want are CRC tubes. Weight, size, and impending implosive dust potential make it all worth while.

I don't have the little round thing in my mouse, so I have here also the mouse of an old ps/2...

http://hem.passagen.se/uffewald/garfield.gif

LOL, ANGRY AT HIS PC THIS CAT IS!

LOL

I should get a "MR Chainsaw" too.

Hate to break it to you guys, but that's not really that funny.

Hate to break it to you Merlin, but you smell.

hate to break you both, but it is...

eating onions causes body odour....

No, they cause bad breath. Not washing causes body odour. Unless one grinds up the onions and lathers themselves in the mush, although that could be a sign of more serious, mental problems...

Ah Chrispy, if only you knew how fun that can be!

*NOTE - Sabre takes no responsibilty for his, or anyone elses mental state, whether it be good, bad, or just plain dangerous.*

They do that and cause body odour.
so eat chocolate instead.