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Popcorn Fork - the most unique eating utensil since the Dark Ages!

May 17th 2004, 09:47 AM
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magicman
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Mmmm, pizza. 
www.popcornfork.com

When I heared for the first time that Chinese eat with sticks, I laughed (Hey, I was only three years old, if not younger). Now I read this... Check the "CAUTION" message
May 17th 2004, 10:01 AM
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Dukie
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What a brilliant idea! And no assembly required!
May 18th 2004, 05:30 AM
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MTG
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Interesting. But i think the idea of eating popcorn is to take about 20 of them, and stuff ´em all in your mouth.
May 18th 2004, 07:49 AM
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Duh, there's no idea in eating popcorn in the first place... Popcorn is BAD
May 18th 2004, 04:22 PM
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Tal
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There is indeed an idea behind eating popcorn. The idea is that you make the popcorn, consume it, and it nourishes you whether it tastes good or bad. You are either dumb or illiterate as far as English goes. I'll be nice and consider you dulliterumb.
May 19th 2004, 03:44 AM
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I wouldnt say I'm eating popcorn if I taste one to see if it's good or bad.
May 19th 2004, 06:35 AM
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Tal
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What we have here is a bit of a fault in communication, I believe. What you meant to say in your original post, as far as I can tell now, is that you saw no reason - not "there's no idea, heeheehaha" - to eat popcorn because you believe it tastes bad.

And no, you certainly wouldn't be nourishing yourself if you ate a single kernel just to see whether it tastes good or bad, but I do believe you would be eating that very kernel. See, eating is constituted by inserting an article of food into your mouth, chewing or crunching it if necessary, and swallowing it. You have done that with the kernel, so therefore, you have eaten popcorn.

And yes, I am only holding this discussion with you for the fun of it - I hate popcorn, as well.