WC-military style
This sounded like something WC might do. 
A young Marine and his commanding officer board a train headed through the mountains of Switzerland. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young soldier are interested in each other because they are giving each other "looks."
Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself: "It was very brash for that young soldier to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."
The commanding officer is setting there thinking: "I didn't know the young Marine was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"
The young woman was sitting and thinking: "I'm glad the soldier kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"
The young Marine sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself: "Life is good. When does a fellow have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his commanding officer all at the same time!"
A young Marine and his commanding officer board a train headed through the mountains of Switzerland. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young soldier are interested in each other because they are giving each other "looks."
Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of the smack of a kiss followed by the sound of the smack of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.
The grandmother is thinking to herself: "It was very brash for that young soldier to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."
The commanding officer is setting there thinking: "I didn't know the young Marine was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"
The young woman was sitting and thinking: "I'm glad the soldier kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"
The young Marine sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself: "Life is good. When does a fellow have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his commanding officer all at the same time!"
A boy's father is called to his school and told to sit in the office and wait for a Mrs. Duncan. Mrs. Duncan finally arrives and tells the father that his boy was caught haveing sex in school. The father acted really mad and asked where he was. He brought his son to a private room and yelled "Now you know what has to happen." then whispered to the boy "Everytime I hit this pillow, scream." The boy does as he was told and the whole office is fooled.
The father goes back to work and brags to all his coworkers "My son 'did it' in school."
When he picks up his son later that day he asks "well son, are you going to 'do it' again." The son replys "Sure but my butt still hurts."
The father goes back to work and brags to all his coworkers "My son 'did it' in school."
When he picks up his son later that day he asks "well son, are you going to 'do it' again." The son replys "Sure but my butt still hurts."
Not even funny! Just gross. A joke should have some wit, not be wittless.
hmm... it made three drunk, half unconcious guys laugh I wonder what went wroung..hmm.. so perplexing
my mind doesnt work fast enough to have wit
my mind doesnt work fast enough to have wit
So I try to be funny and fail...then I just give up and then I am funny...its like the world is upside down... up is down...down is up, this is hurting my head...I havent had to think this hard since gustav asked me to go out with him...too many brain cells lost, darn rap music
I hope WC isn't mad that this whole topic which was devoted to him was somewhat stolen by me...especially by my mindless babbleing
I'm sorry but that really made me laugh. How do you have the guts to write something like that? I'm still snickering. WC's gonna find out where you live. Be afraid, be very afraid. Can't help it. I'm still laughing. 
I don't get it. WC can be/is a nice guy. He's just very protective of his ehm...uh... genetic parts, and what guy isn't? I don't understand why everybody's afraid of him.
The problem is he felt he could use any means necessary to try to keep things in control, including verbal (meaning typed) insults and threats. And it really starts to be annoying when he says one thing (such as no flaming), then wants to start a new feature dedicated to flaming those people he doesn't like.
An ayatollah in the making. The marines will cure that. No more "supreme leader" stuff. But no one was really scared of him. What could he do? He's just a guy out there in space on the net. Unless he really came looking for you Sabretrout. But his current target would really be joshriot or safmoor, (bush-bashing), so you're safe. *music from twilight zone*
From what I could tell, WC didn't see himself as a supreme leader... but rather like someone doing his duty and making sure the boards were clear of what he deemed n00bs. I have my doubts that his experience with the military service will change that, and might even enhance it.
He could turn into one of those drill sargents...Yell at you over the internet and still scare you enough to do 50 push-ups for no reason at all..
WC doesn't know where I live. I never tell anyone that my phone number is 911 and my address is 123 Fake Street.
DOH!
DOH!
