The Dink Network

A boy's father is called to his school and told to sit in the office and wait for a Mrs. Duncan. Mrs. Duncan finally arrives and tells the father that his boy was caught haveing sex in school. The father acted really mad and asked where he was. He brought his son to a private room and yelled "Now you know what has to happen." then whispered to the boy "Everytime I hit this pillow, scream." The boy does as he was told and the whole office is fooled.
The father goes back to work and brags to all his coworkers "My son 'did it' in school."
When he picks up his son later that day he asks "well son, are you going to 'do it' again." The son replys "Sure but my butt still hurts."