funny
A Priest and a Rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks,
"Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The Rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The Priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the Rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest,
"Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallento the temptations of the flesh?"
The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The Rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes and then said,
"Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
After a while, the Priest turns to the Rabbi and asks,
"Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
The Rabbi responds, "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."
The Priest then asks, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the Rabbi replies, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to
temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest,
"Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallento the temptations of the flesh?"
The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."
The Rabbi nodded understandingly. He was silent for about five minutes and then said,
"Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"
Three old ornery grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the grandmas says, "We bet we can tell how old you are."
The old man said, "There is no way you can guess it."
One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age." He did. The grandmas stared at him for a while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"
The old man was stunned. "Amazing! How did you guess that?"
The ornery old grandmas laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, "You told us yesterday."
The old man said, "There is no way you can guess it."
One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age." He did. The grandmas stared at him for a while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"
The old man was stunned. "Amazing! How did you guess that?"
The ornery old grandmas laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, "You told us yesterday."
Why do actors marry each other?
They can fake orgasms well.
They can fake orgasms well.
Why can't witches have babies?
Because their husbands, have "hollow-weenies".
Hi all,
Hance
Because their husbands, have "hollow-weenies".
Hi all,
Hance
