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Robot vacuum

April 27th, 04:18 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant Male Sweden steam bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
I just bought a robot vacuum cleaner out of sheer laziness, should I be worried?
April 27th, 09:18 AM
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Christiaan
Bard Netherlands xbox
Lazy bum 
Yes. A friend of mine had one of those things and it turned on him. He is now dead.
April 27th, 10:11 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
why do you think i've become what i am
April 27th, 10:17 AM
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SlipDink
Peasant Male United States bloop
2nd generation. No easy way to be free. 
@Skurn:
why do you think i've become what i am

Sigh... I don't think you really want one of us to answer that.

@Quiztis:
I just bought a robot vacuum cleaner out of sheer laziness, should I be worried?

Yes, you will now hasten the arrival of the Technological singularity and the end of mankind.
April 27th, 11:35 AM
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Exzcimus
Peasant Male Philippines
The Psychic Revolution begins... 
Yep, it's starting. (what's starting?)

As technologies innovate and become more reliable, efficient, versatile, and precise, our tasks are to be done with ease.

However,some tasks are becoming too easy, where in manpower is no longer necessary.

We are starting to become useless

Are you gonna let that scum-sucking robot vacuum replace you from doing a very simple (yet sickening and tiring) task?

Fight against it!

And yes, you need to be somehow worried.
April 27th, 12:01 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Male Equatorial Guinea xbox steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
nah, the robots will just let us do what we wanna do 100% of the time.

just let it happen. (inb4 google and microsoft duck up and design AI)
April 28th, 06:35 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant Male Sweden steam bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
I see there are some ups and downs here. On one hand my apartment will be clean but on the other hand I might hypothetically contribute to the end of the world (or the end of me). hmmm there is a risk that the vacuum will spy on me as well.

Maybe I'll cancel the order and buy a pet instead.