The Dink Network

The DN Pub

June 12th, 01:13 AM
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baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I decided to create what I call a pub thread. Here you can (pretend) drink away your sorrows, talk sports, talk about life, and sing pub songs. In other words a place to sing songs and tell dirty limericks. Have a good time.

On the singing part, if someone should start in. He sings the first part then someone else does the next.

Example.
Poster 1
I'm Henry the 8th I am.
Poster 2
Henry the 8th I am I am.
So on so forth.
However no one has to participate in the song if they want to talk about something else.

Now pub rules.
No brawling. (Ignore)
No pissing outside of the restrooms (this includes you skurn)

Now ask me what you want and I shall set em up. First round of drinks are on me.

Btw millwall fans are more than welcome.

I am going to start out with a limerick I wrote when I was little.

There was once an old man on the dock. Who really hated a clock. He got mad at it one day and threw it into the bay and told it to suck on it's c***.
June 12th, 06:47 AM
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Bluedy
Peasant Male Romania steam bloop
Flyest artist you know 
Takes a seat

Well Ill be darned. This place looks quite alright! Ill order myself a beer. A cold beer is all ya need in these dark times.
June 12th, 07:15 AM
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megadogv2
Peasant Male New Zealand bloop
Only paritally dead. 
Bursts through the door wielding a sword.

Excuse me, everyone! I'm looking for a little girl named Mary. Have any of you seen her around? Her mother is worried sick.
June 12th, 07:15 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
Oh hai Blue, take a seat bruv! I'll buy us a round.

How ya been ya ol pirate?

Nah sorry mega aint seen her.
June 12th, 08:54 AM
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Bluedy
Peasant Male Romania steam bloop
Flyest artist you know 
Times are dark, I tell ya. Everything moves fast, everything is bad. Ye cant take a simple walk outside without a desperate fool tryna mug ye. Even on my way here there was a mate, a merchant I presume, who was being attacked by two guards in red armor. I helped him fight em off, but the poor fool only paid me a coin. What'll king Daniel do about it?
June 12th, 08:57 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Female United States xbox steam duck bloop
i like pie 
i burn down the pub.
June 12th, 11:37 AM
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Toof
Peasant Male
I disagree. 
*notices smoke and fire. While everyone else panics and try to escape,
I roll over the bar and drink beer directly from tap
June 12th, 11:47 AM
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Bluedy
Peasant Male Romania steam bloop
Flyest artist you know 
Im just continuing my game of poker with zed
June 12th, 04:03 PM
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SlipDink
Peasant Male United States bloop
2nd generation. No easy way to be free. 
Mary is quite contrary, like Skurn. But I think she survived the pub fire. She was seen in the area of the pub garden where the fire did not spread.

Skurn was seen using an accelerant and some matches by quite a few witnesses.

June 14th, 03:01 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant Male New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
In the middle of the smoldering ruins of the DN pub, two burly handsome men can be seen playing a particularly animated game of poker.
June 15th, 12:51 PM
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baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
@skurn
Duck you I'm Millwall!

*Everyone beats the shit out of skurn and leaves him out in the street for dead.*

That'll teach you for TRYING to burn down my pub!

ANOTHER ROUND ON THE HOUSE MATES!

PUB SONG!

The wild goose shanty.

Did you ever see a wild gooooose, sailing oer the ocean?

For those who know not of this song visit this site and sing along!
Wild Goose
June 16th, 11:40 PM
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baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Hey!
Wtf!?

Who drank all the beer from the tap!?

Shit.
I'll be right back.
Gotta go and pick up some more beer.
Damn it!!