The Dink Network

I'm talking about explicit language, humour, violence, drug use, nudity. You know what you would get if you mixed Dink with Leisure Suit Larry, Duke Nukem and Heroin Hero
PS I put 12 oysters in ur nana and sucked 13 out!

Feel free to have a go at my nana!

uh...simonk's stuff?

cheers Skurn, ill have a look at simonk's stuff.
PS i like ur nana's pie

wth just happened?

i just pounded ur nana black and bluedy an left her alone and naked

oh ok

I was going to take it slow but ur nana wanted it rough, I said ok then she said ohhh!!

and if your still ok with that ur nanas cat got the same.(snuff shot in 1st post)

I gave progeny a quick hot shot, then started Pilgrim's Quest it reminds me of "A Bards Tale" a little bit, but is there anything a bit more depraved out there for immoral degenerates like ur nana and me?

NOTE TO ALL READERS if anything I say is offensive I recommend you stop reading now and sincerely apologize for not putting this warning at the top of the post.
I'm also sure most of ur nana's are very decent and sweet ladies.
...sweet tasting!

cmon guys theres got to be some real rinkydinky stuff out there

simonk's the closest youll get

There was the elusive "Porno Dmod" that I played once. I don't know where the hell it went on my PC though since I can't seem to find it anywhere.

I know of some pretty depraved games, but I can't really think of any dmods that are that bad. SimonK is like the only author who used nudity I think. Even then, his games really weren't that bad.

awe well, I'll keep giving simonk's work a thrash and think on a good story to incorporate myself.

maybe a magical family of Dinks on the run after escaping the clutches of some evil knife wielding nana's that plan on giving their testes the chop for their magical properties.
Their only hope, to learn long forgotten magic and harness their testes into great balls of fire!
To do this they must find and awaken "The Eternal Dink" who was tricked into a nana nap a thousand years ago.
Would the nana's manage to castrate the Dink family out of existance or can the Dinks escape the chopping block!

This thread is the funniest thing I've read in three years.

Thats great to hear because ur nana didn't think it was funny when I spun a web of spooge on her face, hopefully your laughter balances out my karma

Try "green voice in my head" and "escape". Those have some great humor in them.

To this day the green voice in my head is still one of my all time favorite dmods.