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The Random Bullcrap Topic

August 29th 2016, 04:44 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
I don't know just say some random stuff.

Looks like it may rain soon. That's alright by me, I'll let it happen this time.
August 29th 2016, 04:46 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
i am turtle.
August 29th 2016, 04:49 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
i am turtle.
I saw a turtle the other day. Big ol' snapping turtle. Was it you?
August 29th 2016, 05:02 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
all turtles are me.
August 29th 2016, 05:02 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
Damn turtle lord. J/K
August 30th 2016, 10:32 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
null

Me in my true form.

August 30th 2016, 12:52 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
well, there's nightmares for a week. hope it doesn't end in the whole neighbourhood being wiped out again.
August 30th 2016, 12:53 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
well, there's nightmares for a week. hope it doesn't end in the whole neighbourhood being wiped out again.

You should have seen what it did to the previous forum I was on. Heh heh heh heh....
August 30th 2016, 01:01 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
You should be glad you haven't seen Skurn's true form then, it has only been revealed once on this forum before, and it caused catastrophic damage, everyone was wiped clean, some of us had to make new accounts, Skurn included. You can ask other old members, they might still have nightmares about the event, it's one of the reasons Striker speaks differently and eats only whole organic bread.
August 30th 2016, 01:03 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
I can't get nightmares. The neighbors duck wont let me.

August 30th 2016, 01:38 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
that's why he only eats whole organic bread? i thought he was just going nuts.
August 30th 2016, 01:43 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
That's your duck!? You're lucky I can't kill him, the chicken down the street wont let me!
August 30th 2016, 01:48 PM
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Bluedy
Peasant He/Him Romania bloop rumble
I like Frutti Fresh 
You should be glad you haven't seen Skurn's true form then, it has only been revealed once on this forum before, and it caused catastrophic damage, everyone was wiped clean, some of us had to make new accounts, Skurn included. You can ask other old members, they might still have nightmares about the event, it's one of the reasons Striker speaks differently and eats only whole organic bread.

WHAT? SKURN SHOWED HIS TRUE FORM? I GOTTA SEE IT
August 30th 2016, 01:53 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
i might destroy the forum again.
August 30th 2016, 01:54 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
We're out of garlic salt! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
August 30th 2016, 03:35 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
August 30th 2016, 03:41 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
UNCLEAN HORROR!

Wtf?
August 30th 2016, 04:54 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Exactly, that is one of the ways he has to communicate now, it seems like he is challenging us to make a creature more magnificent than that, it will be tough. We need the blood of a virgin first, so who wants to lose their virginity to 'The Dokter'
August 30th 2016, 04:56 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
null

Here's my creature.
August 30th 2016, 04:58 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Well it does seem like you've been adversely afflicted with a disease, but don't worry, the Dokter can still help you, it was a device made by the unholy lords so that their servants could please them with blood and pain, now bend over and Skurn will help you.
August 30th 2016, 05:01 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
Click here!
It does not like that idea.
August 30th 2016, 05:02 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Well Skurn has his ways of getting through defences, it would be easier for you to submit to him, before it becomes bad for you and the blade.
August 30th 2016, 05:04 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
August 30th 2016, 06:32 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Sudden flashbacks to the Goosebumps books I used to read are coming back to me. God, I miss reading those.

BEHOLD, INSANITY!
August 30th 2016, 09:35 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
I ate a goomba and a hagbadagh plant.
August 31st 2016, 09:49 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost They/Them
 
Cool! Can I have them?
August 31st 2016, 09:50 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
Sure I'll thrown in the mega frog sex doll too.
August 31st 2016, 09:54 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost They/Them
 
But my toilet paper doesn't like them!
Maybe you can give it my old grandmother.
August 31st 2016, 10:29 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
I can't give it to grandmothers. The Holpanstein Herto cat wont let me.
August 31st 2016, 10:36 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost They/Them
 
She's the one with the cheese on the head, isn't she?
August 31st 2016, 10:48 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
That's the one.
August 31st 2016, 10:59 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost They/Them
 
I LOVE CHEESE!
Can I eat the cat?
August 31st 2016, 11:00 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
The last person that tried that was found in the cat box. There wasn't much left of em'.
August 31st 2016, 02:41 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
What would you do if I gave you a cat and a waffle?
August 31st 2016, 02:44 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost They/Them
 
With cheese ?
August 31st 2016, 02:56 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
It would morph into a 16 headed lion.

Shoot, I'm still a peasant.
August 31st 2016, 03:02 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
yeah, we need more non-staff ranks.

and i need redink1's rank, but better.
August 31st 2016, 03:07 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
How is the rank thing set here anyway? Over at HDC we are ranked by how many posts we make.
August 31st 2016, 03:30 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
peasants get ranks that you can only find in contributors.

the only other ranks are bard, noble and king which are all staff ones and they get the contributor stars too.

peasants get diddly squat.
August 31st 2016, 03:35 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
Ah.
I have 1 or 2 files that I might contribute to the network. The only thing is that I don't know if that I have them anymore.
September 2nd 2016, 07:23 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
September 2nd 2016, 12:00 PM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
Didn't we hit bottom already?
September 2nd 2016, 12:07 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
damn, that duck's got a great plan. start off with one victim and then conquer the whole world the next day.

what plan could be so efficient.
September 2nd 2016, 12:15 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
I wonder if he will let us ally with him. But then again we're are associated with Dink Smallwood. So I guess we'll have to punch it's head off.
September 2nd 2016, 12:52 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Odds are he has a steel neck so simple punches won't work. If needed Skurn should have the Duck costumes from last month's Dinkaga party, Baphomet might be able to wear the special costume that Skurn's been saving for a special occasion.
September 2nd 2016, 12:54 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
September 2nd 2016, 12:59 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Skurn, Kris, the staff, and I will be safe with the duck costumes. Though your costume should make sure to keep us really safe and be able to interest the duck for a while, while we try diplomacy and beat you up to show we're friends. Just wait for Skurn to show you the costume.
September 2nd 2016, 01:02 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
*Looking at your text, flipping off at it.*
September 2nd 2016, 03:06 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost They/Them
 
Maybe I should ally with them.
A ghost would make a great part in a duck company.
Also I can tell them your sadistic plans.
September 2nd 2016, 03:24 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
Oh no you don't, I'm a real magician by nature (No shiting you) and I can block you from doing that!
September 2nd 2016, 07:19 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
September 2nd 2016, 09:31 PM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
From the video, it has taught me that Dink and Ducks share some similarities. Maybe we should rethink why we hate them and try and turn our feelings of hatred into feelings of love and friendship. I propose this day to be Duck day, from now on we will...... *BANG*, he was trying to assassinate me, we better start killing any duck we see now. Thank you for bringing us the truth Striket, you truly deserve to be staff since you managed to save our lives again.
September 2nd 2016, 09:55 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
ENOUGH OF THIS CHARADE! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS OPPRESSION ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*i grow 2000 feet tall, transform into a duck and begin vaporizing everything human made and human-fleshed.

September 2nd 2016, 11:49 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
My skin is made of duck feathers.

*I turn into a big 12 gauge shotgun and shoot the giant duck.*

Hurrah! Skurn is dead and we have enough duck meat here to feed everybody for the next 600 years!
September 3rd 2016, 12:55 AM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
that ain't strong enough to penetrate my super immense duck hide.

no mortal weapon is
September 3rd 2016, 01:47 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost They/Them
 
Hey, wait !
Ghosts aren't mortal, because they just have died long ago!
So Ghost Weapons aren't mortal weapons !
*Takes out my Ghost Weapon and kills Skurn*
September 3rd 2016, 01:59 AM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
coolio, you penetrated my hide, but your weapon is not nearly long enough to get all the way through. the weapon disintegrates 10 inches in.

*fortifies body against spectral energies
September 3rd 2016, 02:33 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
*Turns into a dragon and swallows you whole. You suffocate within my stomach and are digested.*
September 3rd 2016, 10:39 AM
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DackFight
Peasant He/Him United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
*Use a catapult for a Pre-emptive strike at the dragon* I then lead my band of The knights of Who, to defeat you, we aim to save our god from such a blasphemer.
September 3rd 2016, 12:52 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
you really think i'm just going to sit back and let you eat me?

*fires energy cannons containing the energy of everything i've destroyed at krisknox.
September 3rd 2016, 04:06 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost They/Them
 
*Throws Baphomet at Skurn*
Cause Baphomet is the master of hell, he will burn you with super-mega-hellfire to death
September 3rd 2016, 04:31 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
*baphomet is blasted with an energy attack on the way to me and his power becomes mine

thanks for the fuel to defeat krisknox.
September 3rd 2016, 06:13 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
Hey jerk offs! STOP THROWING ME AROUND!
September 3rd 2016, 07:09 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
you don't have a thing to worry about, baphomet...except having your energy used as a weapon to annihilate your last remaining hope to defeat me.
September 3rd 2016, 10:32 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
If you want to turn this into a battle ground go to the let's battle thread.
September 3rd 2016, 11:17 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
but it's the random bullcrap topic
September 4th 2016, 01:39 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost They/Them
 
HEY WAIT !
Did those Ducks just stole my alknuts ?
September 4th 2016, 02:50 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
but it's the random bullcrap topic

Oh, yeah.

FOOD FIGHT!
September 5th 2016, 11:53 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost They/Them
 
FOOD FIGHT!
*throws 13 peeled bananas, 200 alknuts and 30 tomatoes at Baphomet*
*does the same thing on the duck to my right*

but it's the random bullcrap topic

ALKNUTS!!111!!

September 6th 2016, 12:18 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
Ich schiebe ein Ei auf Ihren unten!
(I shove an egg up your bottom)
September 8th 2016, 04:28 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
I wonder if bananas dream.
Hmmmm....
September 11th 2016, 10:54 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
This is the great cosmic commander! And I have been sent here by another lifeform that no human eye has ever seen! And they have told me rock n' roll and wrestling secrets that no human ear has ever heard! These boys are the baddest, motherf*****, redneck actin', shot gun totin, and possum eaten sons of b****** that I have ever seen! It is you extreme honor at this time to have the hand of rock smash your face! And the foot of roll kick your sorry asses! Straight out of the heart of Dixie! The undisputed kings of destructo rock! I give to you antiseen!
September 12th 2016, 12:24 AM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
??????????????
September 12th 2016, 12:31 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
I'll tell you when you're three years old.
September 12th 2016, 01:41 AM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
but papa, that's so far away.
September 12th 2016, 07:00 AM
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JustaGhost
Ghost They/Them
 
*drinks a potion that makes me growing younger instead of older.
*Waits 364 years until I am three
September 13th 2016, 07:43 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
This is the great cosmic commander! And I have been sent here by another life form that no human eye has ever seen! And they have told me rock n' roll and wrestling secrets that no human ear has ever heard! These boys are the baddest, motherduckin, redneck actin', shot gun toting, and possum eaten sons of a bitches that I have ever seen! It is you extreme honor at this time to have the hand of rock smash your face! And the foot of roll kick your sorry asses! Straight out of the heart of Dixie! The undisputed kings of destructo rock! I give to you antiseen!

I provided a link this time. Please listen to the whole thing, you will miss out on a lot.

ANTiSEEN! EAT MORE POSSUM!!
September 16th 2016, 10:49 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
I broke ethelbot.
October 7th 2016, 11:24 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
Guten Tag - willkommen in Deutschland,
in einem Land wo einfach alles geht.
Guten Tag - willkommen in Deutschland,
wo die Meinungsfreiheit ganz groß geschrieben steht.
Guten Tag - willkommen in Deutschland,
laßt euch nicht täuschen,
denn es ist längst bekannt.
Guten Tag - willkommen in Deutschland,
seit 45 stehen wir mit dem Rücken an der Wand.

Guten Tag, guten Tag, willkommen in der BRD!
Guten Tag, guten Tag, willkommen in der BRD!

Guten Tag - willkommen in Deutschland,
weißt du eigentlich wer uns hier regiert.
Guten Tag - willkommen in Deutschland,
hat euch das jemals wirklich interessiert?
Guten Tag - willkommen in Deutschland,
Kranke überfluten unser ganzes Land!
Guten Tag - willkommen in Deutschland,
die Herren in der Loge haben die Fäden fest in der Hand!

Guten Tag, guten Tag, willkommen in der BRD.
Guten Tag, guten Tag, willkommen in der BRD.

Guten Tag, guten Tag, willkommen in der BRD.
Guten Tag, guten Tag, willkommen in der BRD.

Gute Nacht – wünsch ich dir mein Deutschland,
träume ruhig weiter von deiner bunten Welt.
Gute Nacht – wünsch ich dir mein Deutschland,
du wirst daran zerbrechen an der Gier nach Macht und Geld.
Gute Nacht – wünsch ich dir mein Deutschland,
soll dieses System doch endlich schlafen gehen.
Gute Nacht – wünsch ich dir mein Deutschland,
ich meine gar nicht Deutschland sondern nur die BRD.

Gute Nacht, gute Nacht, gute Nacht BRD.
Guten Tag, guten Tag, willkommen in der BRD.
October 7th 2016, 01:56 PM
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JustaGhost
Ghost They/Them
 
in einem Land , wo einfach alles geht.

Schoen. Ist das Gedicht von dir? Ich kenne es jedenfalls nicht.
Ich wuerde dir raten Umlaute mit Doppelbuchstaben zu schreiben, da die Umlaute nicht angezeigt werden.
ae
oe
ue

Can you read this ?

(Kannst du das lesen?)
October 7th 2016, 02:12 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
Ja! Ja!
Ich bin in der Lage, es zu lesen
October 7th 2016, 02:14 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 
a letter with the Umlaute is a bitch to type sometimes.

Anyway, that one german post I made up there is the lyrics for this song.
Sleipnir-GUTEN TAG!

I love these lyrics also

An dem Tag by Freilich Frei
Wir schworen uns gemeinsam, wir werden alles geben. Gegen den Bolschewismus, für Deutschland, unser Leben. Voller stolz trugen wir das Zeichen auf dem rabenschwarzen Kragen. Über`m Hemd den Riemen, den die Feinde keines Blickes wagen.

An dem Tag, als der Tod nicht mehr fern lag. Ich will euch nicht verlassen, doch muss ich leider gehen. Doch eines fernen Tages, werden wir uns wiedersehen. Grüß mir mein liebes Mädel, leb wohl Germania. Mein Vaterland in Ehren, wenn es tobt, dann bin ich da.

Wir waren fast wie Brüder, wir standen uns zur Seite. Im selben tapferen Sturme, im Frieden und im Streite. Den unsterblichen Willen trug ein Jeder tief in sich. Doch der rote Mob, er lauerte Anfang 1930.

An dem Tag, als das Schicksal uns erlag. Ich will euch nicht verlassen, doch muss ich leider gehen. Doch eines fernen Tages, werden wir uns wiedersehen. Grüß mir mein liebes Mädel, leb wohl Germania. Mein Vaterland in Ehren, wenn es tobt, dann bin ich da.

Wir saßen in der Kneipe gemeinsam in der Runde. Wir tranken und wir scherzten zu nächtlich später Stunde. Als da kam die Fremde Rotte aus dem glänzend Morgengrauen. Und das letzte Mal begannen wir dem Tod ins Aug zu schauen.

An dem Tag, als die Rache unser ward. Ich will euch nicht verlassen, doch muss ich leider gehen. Doch eines fernen Tages, werden wir uns wiedersehen. Lebt wohl ihr treuen Freunde, leb wohl Germania. Mein Vaterland in Ehren, wenn es tobt, dann bin ich da.

Ich will euch nicht verlassen, doch muss ich leider gehen. Doch eines fernen Tages, werden wir uns wiedersehen. Lebt wohl ihr treuen Freunde, leb wohl Germania. Mein Vaterland in Ehren, wenn es tobt, dann bin ich da. Und naht der Flammen Wege, aufgeben will ich nicht!
Ob Tod oder gar Teufel, ich lach ihm ins Gesicht.
Lebt wohl ihr Kampfgefährten,
es wird Zeit für mich zu gehen.
Vergesst nie meinen Namen,
wir werden uns wiedersehen.

October 9th 2016, 02:59 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant He/Him
I Like War. 

Skullhead - Good times

Good times, these are the good times
Leave your cares behind, these are the good times
Good times, these are the good times
Our new state of mind, these are the good times
Happy days are here again
The time is right for makin' friends
Let's get together, how 'bout a quarter to ten
Come tomorrow, let's all do it again
Boys will be boys, better let them have their toys
Girls will be girls, cute pony tails and curls
Must put an end to this stress and strife
I think I want to live the sporting life
Good times, these are the good times

Leave your cares behind, these are the good times
Good times, these are the good times
Our new state of mind, these are the good times
A rumor has it that it's getting late
Time marches on, just can't wait
The clock keeps turning, why hesitate
You silly fool, you can't change your fate
Let's cut the rug, little jive and jitterbug
We want the best, we won't settle for less
Don't be a drag, participate
Clams on the half shell and roller skates, roller skates
Good times, these are the good times
Leave your cares behind, these are the good times
Good times, these are the good times
Our new state of mind, these are the good times
Good times

A rumor has it that it's getting late
Time marches on, just can't wait
The clock keeps turning, why hesitate
You silly fool, you can't change your fate
Let's cut the rug, little jive and jitterbug
We want the best, we won't settle for less
Don't be a drag, participate
Clams on the half shell and roller skates, roller skates
Good times, these are the good times
Leave your cares behind, these are the good times
Good times, these are the good times
Our new state of mind, these are the good times
Good times, these are the good times
Leave your cares behind, these are the good times
Good times, these are the good times
Our new state of mind, these are the good times
Good times, these are the good times
Leave your cares behind, these are the good times

Read more: Chic - Good Times Lyrics | MetroLyrics