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Hello I'm baphomet alias anglewitch on another forum. I have come here to chew gum and kick ass and I'm all out of gum!

I came upon Dink Smallwood by accident. I am a big fan and I shall ever be.

sweet, now we got Baphomet and The Dark One here.

this is turning out to be a real party. a true haven of demonic icons.

Welcome to the forum. Crap, accidentally cut myself.

'Ello there! I hope you'll have a wonderful time here! Because I didn't (JK)

yeah, maybe you'll be the one to finally free us.

Thank you all for welcoming me. Long before I joined this forum, (which was very late last night) I have been practicing making D-mods. I was failing miserably than I finally got one done that satisfied me. It's finished now I just have to check for grammatical errors and make a few more adjustments. When it's released, you're all free to ridicule it. J/K

Hey man, this is the best forum in the world. J/K

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WELCOME!"!

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I was going to join years ago, but I kept putting it off! Sorry I'm late people. lol

I was going to join years ago, but I kept putting it off! Sorry I'm late people. lol

When we quote people, we usually use italics.

When we quote people, we usually use italics.

Ah, thanks.

Welcome!
Good to see some new .

Now time to go through the initiation, your first step is to find Tal's undergarments and then we will precede from there. Other than that, welcome to the forum, hopefully you'll have a good time here, if you have any files at all, feel free to contribute them or try to ask for money, fail, and then put them up anyway. Also we have Poker Thursdays if you want to join

Also we have Poker Thursdays

EY HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THAT? MY MOM SAYS I'M THE BEST!

it's usually not known since when it happens, i win in a few seconds. so, the 8 people who do know about it don't feel like it would be worth it to post anything about it since i'm undefeatable.

Except that one time. I've never seen a man cry at something so beautiful like that before.

haha, yeah. i didn't think i'd win in 1 second, but i guess it was bound to happen at some point.

wish he didn't ruin my limited edition porno holocaust poker cards with his tears, though.

I'm only good at chess and gin.

i didn't think i'd win in 1 second, but i guess it was bound to happen at some point.


Leave some kitty for the rest of us

Next time I'm going to ruin more of those cards, I know that Skurn had an extra card somewhere, I just don't know exactly where yet. I'll win the Duck Beauty contest next month though, that will show who's top dog. Also for those of you who have a duck, it will be held on the 15th, if we want you there, we'll tell you the time, once we make it.

Also you have to be able to stand on your hands while balancing a water jug on your nose to participate in the Poker night, it's a new rule so we don't get too many members, Skurn managed to show it was possible, so you have to film it too, and find his recording.

Sure I'll play poker with you nutcases. I have zero ducks right now, but I'm good for it.

well, i guess it's public now. but the initiation should still prevent us from having too many members.

are you sure you are up to the task?

Yep.

Well first you have to find Tal, Kris can show you the way. Next you have to find out where he keeps his underwear and then wear it back to us, then we throw either one of our members (Skurn is 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and so on the list) or a swarm of angry wasps we found and disturbed. After we go onto the next step

Do I do this telepathically or do I just make a short d-mod portraying myself following these ridiculous questions?

You have to make a video, if you can find the video of Skurn doing it, you can submit that for bonus points and try to copy that if you need help. Now after you've come back from the insane asylum, just send naked pics to 'WWW.Talporn.com' we will evaluate them and tell you, if you made it to the next step.

well, you could make a dmod. but when we started our cult (strikethrough) holy and kind church of helpful, we met in Biderothun. if you're lucky, you can just join us in here if whatever fates decide your dmod is a portal.

but that almost never happens. when it does, a bunch of body parts fall onto our poker table and it really sucks to clean that up and start over.

dack's method is the classic one. you do that initiation ritual and someone will meet you and kidnap (strikethrough) kindly escort you to our place.

I like danger! I'll go the dmod way. Really I just want another excuse to make another dmod.

I'll get the sponges, pickles, and shovel ready then.

No need for that. I am going to be in one piece.

they all say that. then next day, poof. our table is ruined.

We could try to get a stainless steel table, or at least one without carpet. Make sure to bring money before you fall to the ground.

nobody wants to play on a bland metal table. we like the persian rugs on the ivory tables. :c

Wouldn't the money be all bloody and torn up too?

We use bingo tokens, monopoly money, and betting chips that Kris made, it's generally not too hard to clean or replace. That's also none of your business until you're actually a member, and be careful where you fall, I just cleaned the Vase I 'Found' from the Ming dynasty and want to decorate the table with it. I also just bought a matching set of drinking glasses that managed to spell everyone's names right (People always spell one of our names wrong) and don't want to order another set.

also, make sure you drop in very softly if you can manage because i've set up several display cases with faberge eggs and various pharaohs' sarcophagi and i think it looks fine all whole.

Question: are you a fan of the British heavy metal band Angel Witch?

Since I apparently have to tell you what you need to do, I'll give you the easy route. first, make sure there are no cookies whatsoever in the vicinity. You'' summon Robj instead. Second, you need to gather a banana, a speedo, a Super Sexy Tal Pal™, and a bathtub of honey mixed with liquefied french toast.
Next throw that all away, what are you doing, you look incredibly silly.
To the chicken dance, behead a few ducks, and sing your best rendition of the entire Dink Smallwood ost. Youtube has the music if you need to listen to it while you sing.
Regardless of how well you did, you should be distracted enough for Tal to be listening while eating the banana while cuddling with the Super Sexy Tal Pal™ in the honey and french toast tub.
Make sure you don't make eye contact, and pretend you're talking to yourself when asking for what you want.
Honey and french toast hugs are... indescribable.

Question: are you a fan of the British heavy metal band Angel Witch?

Yes I am. I'm also into Iron Maiden and some other bands.

Note to Skurn and other poker faced people: I am serious about making that D-mod. Be expecting it next weekend!

Welcome to our wierd community!

Man, the amount of new posts today is overwhelming.

But the quality isn't.

Also, I could've sworn your name was RoamingGhost. That current nick is a lie!

Believe what you will.

your quality is low, scratcher.

Also, I could've sworn your name was RoamingGhost. That current nick is a lie!

Proof.

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Like my pics?
I knew that the mask was off.

but i don't get it. with the mask off, the shape and details aren't properly displayed. if you wear the sword, we'll get to see it like it was meant to be seen.

like this

actually, that's pretty weird. that should be a new monster to use in something terrible.

That image, but with a small 'meep' coming from the pommel.

like this

wtf?

That's one of Skurn's creations, you should be blessed, he made it just for you.