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August 29th 2016, 01:05 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 


Hello I'm baphomet alias anglewitch on another forum. I have come here to chew gum and kick ass and I'm all out of gum!

I came upon Dink Smallwood by accident. I am a big fan and I shall ever be.
August 29th 2016, 01:11 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Equatorial Guinea steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
sweet, now we got Baphomet and The Dark One here.

this is turning out to be a real party. a true haven of demonic icons.
August 29th 2016, 02:17 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Welcome to the forum. Crap, accidentally cut myself.
August 29th 2016, 05:27 AM
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Bluedy
Peasant Male Romania steam bloop
Flyest artist you know 
'Ello there! I hope you'll have a wonderful time here! Because I didn't (JK)
August 29th 2016, 06:58 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Equatorial Guinea steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
yeah, maybe you'll be the one to finally free us.
August 29th 2016, 07:10 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Thank you all for welcoming me. Long before I joined this forum, (which was very late last night) I have been practicing making D-mods. I was failing miserably than I finally got one done that satisfied me. It's finished now I just have to check for grammatical errors and make a few more adjustments. When it's released, you're all free to ridicule it. J/K
August 29th 2016, 07:15 AM
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Quiztis
Peasant Male Sweden steam bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Hey man, this is the best forum in the world. J/K

wait

WELCOME!"!
August 29th 2016, 07:18 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
QUOTE QUITIS: Hey man, this is the best forum in the world. J/K

wait

WELCOME!"!
...................................................................................

I was going to join years ago, but I kept putting it off! Sorry I'm late people. lol
August 29th 2016, 07:20 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
I was going to join years ago, but I kept putting it off! Sorry I'm late people. lol

When we quote people, we usually use italics.
August 29th 2016, 07:22 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
When we quote people, we usually use italics.

Ah, thanks.
August 29th 2016, 08:05 AM
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Marpro
Peasant Male bloop
-- Marp Ro 
Welcome!
Good to see some new .
August 29th 2016, 01:36 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Now time to go through the initiation, your first step is to find Tal's undergarments and then we will precede from there. Other than that, welcome to the forum, hopefully you'll have a good time here, if you have any files at all, feel free to contribute them or try to ask for money, fail, and then put them up anyway. Also we have Poker Thursdays if you want to join
August 29th 2016, 02:08 PM
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Bluedy
Peasant Male Romania steam bloop
Flyest artist you know 
Also we have Poker Thursdays

EY HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THAT? MY MOM SAYS I'M THE BEST!
August 29th 2016, 02:11 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Equatorial Guinea steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
it's usually not known since when it happens, i win in a few seconds. so, the 8 people who do know about it don't feel like it would be worth it to post anything about it since i'm undefeatable.
August 29th 2016, 02:52 PM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Except that one time. I've never seen a man cry at something so beautiful like that before.
August 29th 2016, 02:54 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Equatorial Guinea steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
haha, yeah. i didn't think i'd win in 1 second, but i guess it was bound to happen at some point.

wish he didn't ruin my limited edition porno holocaust poker cards with his tears, though.
August 29th 2016, 03:15 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I'm only good at chess and gin.
August 29th 2016, 03:21 PM
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Bluedy
Peasant Male Romania steam bloop
Flyest artist you know 
i didn't think i'd win in 1 second, but i guess it was bound to happen at some point.


Leave some kitty for the rest of us
August 29th 2016, 05:14 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Next time I'm going to ruin more of those cards, I know that Skurn had an extra card somewhere, I just don't know exactly where yet. I'll win the Duck Beauty contest next month though, that will show who's top dog. Also for those of you who have a duck, it will be held on the 15th, if we want you there, we'll tell you the time, once we make it.

Also you have to be able to stand on your hands while balancing a water jug on your nose to participate in the Poker night, it's a new rule so we don't get too many members, Skurn managed to show it was possible, so you have to film it too, and find his recording.
August 29th 2016, 09:21 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Sure I'll play poker with you nutcases. I have zero ducks right now, but I'm good for it.
August 29th 2016, 09:45 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Equatorial Guinea steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
well, i guess it's public now. but the initiation should still prevent us from having too many members.

are you sure you are up to the task?
August 29th 2016, 09:47 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Yep.
August 29th 2016, 09:49 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
Well first you have to find Tal, Kris can show you the way. Next you have to find out where he keeps his underwear and then wear it back to us, then we throw either one of our members (Skurn is 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and so on the list) or a swarm of angry wasps we found and disturbed. After we go onto the next step
August 29th 2016, 09:54 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Do I do this telepathically or do I just make a short d-mod portraying myself following these ridiculous questions?
August 29th 2016, 09:57 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
You have to make a video, if you can find the video of Skurn doing it, you can submit that for bonus points and try to copy that if you need help. Now after you've come back from the insane asylum, just send naked pics to 'WWW.Talporn.com' we will evaluate them and tell you, if you made it to the next step.
August 29th 2016, 09:59 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Equatorial Guinea steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
well, you could make a dmod. but when we started our cult (strikethrough) holy and kind church of helpful, we met in Biderothun. if you're lucky, you can just join us in here if whatever fates decide your dmod is a portal.

but that almost never happens. when it does, a bunch of body parts fall onto our poker table and it really sucks to clean that up and start over.

dack's method is the classic one. you do that initiation ritual and someone will meet you and kidnap (strikethrough) kindly escort you to our place.
August 29th 2016, 10:10 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
I like danger! I'll go the dmod way. Really I just want another excuse to make another dmod.
August 29th 2016, 10:14 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
I'll get the sponges, pickles, and shovel ready then.
August 29th 2016, 10:23 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
No need for that. I am going to be in one piece.
August 29th 2016, 10:32 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Equatorial Guinea steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
they all say that. then next day, poof. our table is ruined.
August 29th 2016, 10:33 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
We could try to get a stainless steel table, or at least one without carpet. Make sure to bring money before you fall to the ground.
August 29th 2016, 10:54 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Equatorial Guinea steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
nobody wants to play on a bland metal table. we like the persian rugs on the ivory tables. :c
August 29th 2016, 10:57 PM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Wouldn't the money be all bloody and torn up too?
August 29th 2016, 11:45 PM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
We use bingo tokens, monopoly money, and betting chips that Kris made, it's generally not too hard to clean or replace. That's also none of your business until you're actually a member, and be careful where you fall, I just cleaned the Vase I 'Found' from the Ming dynasty and want to decorate the table with it. I also just bought a matching set of drinking glasses that managed to spell everyone's names right (People always spell one of our names wrong) and don't want to order another set.
August 29th 2016, 11:53 PM
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Skurn
Peasant Equatorial Guinea steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
also, make sure you drop in very softly if you can manage because i've set up several display cases with faberge eggs and various pharaohs' sarcophagi and i think it looks fine all whole.
August 30th 2016, 12:16 AM
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Spinnerweb
Peasant Male Pakistan steam
Scream Aim Fire 
Question: are you a fan of the British heavy metal band Angel Witch?
August 30th 2016, 04:45 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Since I apparently have to tell you what you need to do, I'll give you the easy route. first, make sure there are no cookies whatsoever in the vicinity. You'' summon Robj instead. Second, you need to gather a banana, a speedo, a Super Sexy Tal Pal™, and a bathtub of honey mixed with liquefied french toast.
Next throw that all away, what are you doing, you look incredibly silly.
To the chicken dance, behead a few ducks, and sing your best rendition of the entire Dink Smallwood ost. Youtube has the music if you need to listen to it while you sing.
Regardless of how well you did, you should be distracted enough for Tal to be listening while eating the banana while cuddling with the Super Sexy Tal Pal™ in the honey and french toast tub.
Make sure you don't make eye contact, and pretend you're talking to yourself when asking for what you want.
Honey and french toast hugs are... indescribable.
August 30th 2016, 08:47 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Question: are you a fan of the British heavy metal band Angel Witch?

Yes I am. I'm also into Iron Maiden and some other bands.

Note to Skurn and other poker faced people: I am serious about making that D-mod. Be expecting it next weekend!
August 31st 2016, 05:48 AM
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RangerLord
Peasant Male bloop
I'm here, just hidden in the shadows. 
Welcome to our wierd community!

Man, the amount of new posts today is overwhelming.
August 31st 2016, 08:41 AM
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scratcher
Bard Male Finland bloop
cigarette bonca 
But the quality isn't.

Also, I could've sworn your name was RoamingGhost. That current nick is a lie!
August 31st 2016, 09:35 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Believe what you will.
August 31st 2016, 09:39 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Equatorial Guinea steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
your quality is low, scratcher.
August 31st 2016, 10:30 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Also, I could've sworn your name was RoamingGhost. That current nick is a lie!

Proof.

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August 31st 2016, 10:33 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
Like my pics?
I knew that the mask was off.
August 31st 2016, 10:38 AM
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Skurn
Peasant Equatorial Guinea steam duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
but i don't get it. with the mask off, the shape and details aren't properly displayed. if you wear the sword, we'll get to see it like it was meant to be seen.

like this

actually, that's pretty weird. that should be a new monster to use in something terrible.
August 31st 2016, 10:41 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant Male United States steam
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
That image, but with a small 'meep' coming from the pommel.
August 31st 2016, 10:47 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!! 
like this

wtf?
August 31st 2016, 10:48 AM
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DackFight
Peasant Male United States
Making Topics off-track faster then you can say it 
That's one of Skurn's creations, you should be blessed, he made it just for you.
August 31st 2016, 10:50 AM
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Baphomet
Peasant Male Germany
Tanke och tal!!! Ro! Ro in sinnets land!!!