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August 30th 2016, 04:45 AM
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KrisKnox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Since I apparently have to tell you what you need to do, I'll give you the easy route. first, make sure there are no cookies whatsoever in the vicinity. You'' summon Robj instead. Second, you need to gather a banana, a speedo, a Super Sexy Tal Palâ„¢, and a bathtub of honey mixed with liquefied french toast.
Next throw that all away, what are you doing, you look incredibly silly.
To the chicken dance, behead a few ducks, and sing your best rendition of the entire Dink Smallwood ost. Youtube has the music if you need to listen to it while you sing.
Regardless of how well you did, you should be distracted enough for Tal to be listening while eating the banana while cuddling with the Super Sexy Tal Palâ„¢ in the honey and french toast tub.
Make sure you don't make eye contact, and pretend you're talking to yourself when asking for what you want.
Honey and french toast hugs are... indescribable.