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Name a video game series with no good games.

October 18th 2014, 11:47 AM
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ThePunisher
Peasant He/Him Australia
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Inspired by the other guy list ive decided do one myself but this its with no good games.

-Battlefield (typical murrica F yeah and nothing else)
-Diablo (Granted 1 & 2 had nice atmosphere but the combat always sucked dont even get me started on 3 that game is pure trash)
-Conker bad fur day (its too kiddy)
-Wii sports(For casuals)
-Every sports game (Get off your fat ass and play some real sports or something)
-Grand theft auto( Uncreative and stupid)
-Manhunt( disgusting game but havent played it But I know it sucks and I dont want to play it)
-Saints Row (Not as bad as GTA but I still wouldnt say there good)

Soon to be
-Titanfail( Battlefield with mechs boring also knowing EA they will milk the living hell out of it)

Dispute
Total war (Early ones were ok but I absolutely despised Rome 2)

EDIT
Ive decided to take Civilization off the list because while CIV5 was of questionable quality the series as a whole inst Objectively bad.
Im just not that into Turn-based Strategy all that much im more of a RTS guy
October 18th 2014, 12:11 PM
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Skurn
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How is Conker's Bad Fur Day a "kiddy" title? The game has furry boobs and a singing pile of dung who speaks of his chocolate starfish.

And it's not a series.

Speaking of which, Get off your fat ass and play some real sports or something is not an argument at all. What if one can, doesn't want to, or prefers simulated sports?

That's pretty close to the Jack Thompson "Video games inspire people to murder" crap. Or Jesus Freak where he says "after a while, we want something a little more violent" when talking about Grand Theft Auto.

I will agree that some games are pure horse crap propaganda and I can see it somewhat influencing some idiots - Battlefield, Call of Duty, which are literally nothing more than jacking off the US military - but none of them truly influence people to do bad. It's not like we were all peaceful and shit until we got access to some lines and boxes on a TV screen we can move with strange dials.
October 18th 2014, 02:47 PM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
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"Battlefield, Call of Duty, which are literally nothing more than jacking off the US military"

Excuse me...?

EXCUSE ME?!

Go play CoD 1 and 2.

As for Battlefield, play the ones before BF2 was made.

Now on-topic.

The only thing that comes to my mind is pretty much Bubsy.
October 18th 2014, 03:04 PM
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Skurn
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Oh, please. I played Battlefield 3 once and it started off with some dudebro American soldiers going to fight some terrorists because who ducking cares.

I played a Call of Duty once and all I remember was unbalanced and repetitive matches with mechanics that let a bad player annihilate everyone.

I will probably never play another Call of Duty or Battlefield and I couldn't really care less if previous games don't wank off the military, because no matter what Call of Duty of Battlefield I play, I guarantee it will feature a boring war with undeveloped soldiers fighting because "war is cool, kids! Go join the army!"

Both series are as shallow as a puddle created by a quick accidental spill of water from a cup almost empty.
October 18th 2014, 03:56 PM
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Definitely, definitely agree about Bubsy.

Civilization games are NOT bad but require a certain taste in video games and/or mindset to enjoy. In other words, they aren't games for everyone. Same thing goes for Diablo as well really, though I'm not going to argue about Diablo 3, I didn't enjoy it much either. While I'm not a fan of GTA myself I also wouldn't say they were all bad games. The first one was simple but it showed off a type of gameplay people weren't used to, and helped games move forward. Even still, they can be kind of fun for a minute with the cheat codes which they never neglect to toss in, a thing which other games hardly ever do any more. I have to at least respect them for that.
October 18th 2014, 03:57 PM
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kerrek
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October 18th 2014, 04:29 PM
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Skurn
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But Kerrek, Dink's Quest in the Icelands exists.

Oh, wait, this is the no good games thread.

So, we're all games?