The Dink Network

1. my first girlfriend, after going out with her a few days, took a 3 week vacation without telling me
2. my second girlfriend was an internet relationship...eh, i found out she wasn't quite my type "the hard way"
3. my third girlfriend dumped me because someone supposedly told her i was homosexual
4. my third girlfriend disappeared the first day i had went out with her, we had talked for 5 hours, and a few days later her friend told me that she wanted to break up with me
5. my fifth girlfriend said that i was too smart for her, that she felt dumb in my presence, so i got dumped again
6. my sixth girlfriend broke up with me because i "wiped my nose on my sleeve and it was 'gross'" +picks nose+
7. my seventh girlfriend i dumped because she pulled out a clown dollie and started jumping around (i have a morbid fear of clowns, i still have nightmares from steven king's "it" of the clown chasing me on a tractor through the streets of the city)
8. my eigth victim thought up of every possible excuse to get rid of a guy, wrote them down, and gave me every single one of them, except the one real reason she broke up with me...she fell in love with my best friend (aka ex-best friend)

so now i'm sitting here at 6 in the morning, eyes bloodshot and straining, laughing my head off at some sort of dink humor. i'm marrying dink, the wedding is saturday

EDIT: the game, not the character, to clear up some confusion

I think you'll find Dink will never be married, he just loves being an "eligible bachelor" too much. At least that's what Dukie told me.

You believe everything Dukie tells you?

You should! And I'm not quite sure I said that to Sabre, but I'm willing to go with it

alright but who wants to be the flower girl?

I vote WC.

wow clown dolli huh its always the clowns ... always..... what is this empty feeling in my soul...

ah, you're a...<gulp>...clown? eh, that's just great, are you gonna chase me on a tractor my dreams too? don't worry, it's nothing personal

Its *SNIFF* just a rubber nose *SNIFF*im not a clown im a Umm... *tear rolls down cheek*

well...okay! you're not a clown so i'm not scared of you anymore mr...(what are you if you're not a clown?)

I don't believe anything I have ever been told, and I'm pretty sure Dukie never said that, but I thought I'd bring it up...stoners don't generally suit the "couple" thing in my experience. Though I don't know if the same can be said for Dukie...

Yeah, I've been seeing the best girl in the world for more than a year now, contrary to popular belief, the couple thing is possible for stoners

Totally man. One of my best friends is a stoner (well.. he does hashish, crack and marihuana, guess that qualifies.. ), and his girlfriend accepts that, and even joins him once in a while.. so it is really just about finding the right person for you, right, Dukie?

My reason of thinking was that out of most of the stoners I know, I could hardly imagine any of them going out with anybody. Main reason I thought of this was Sabre's in love (yay!) and...well...that's it.
Oh yeah, and I can laugh at my mates now, cos I got a gal and they don't. Hohohohoho....