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1. my first girlfriend, after going out with her a few days, took a 3 week vacation without telling me
2. my second girlfriend was an internet relationship...eh, i found out she wasn't quite my type "the hard way"
3. my third girlfriend dumped me because someone supposedly told her i was homosexual
4. my third girlfriend disappeared the first day i had went out with her, we had talked for 5 hours, and a few days later her friend told me that she wanted to break up with me
5. my fifth girlfriend said that i was too smart for her, that she felt dumb in my presence, so i got dumped again
6. my sixth girlfriend broke up with me because i "wiped my nose on my sleeve and it was 'gross'"
+picks nose+
7. my seventh girlfriend i dumped because she pulled out a clown dollie and started jumping around (i have a morbid fear of clowns, i still have nightmares from steven king's "it" of the clown chasing me on a tractor through the streets of the city)
8. my eigth victim thought up of every possible excuse to get rid of a guy, wrote them down, and gave me every single one of them, except the one real reason she broke up with me...she fell in love with my best friend (aka ex-best friend)
so now i'm sitting here at 6 in the morning, eyes bloodshot and straining, laughing my head off at some sort of dink humor. i'm marrying dink, the wedding is saturday
EDIT: the game, not the character, to clear up some confusion
2. my second girlfriend was an internet relationship...eh, i found out she wasn't quite my type "the hard way"
3. my third girlfriend dumped me because someone supposedly told her i was homosexual
4. my third girlfriend disappeared the first day i had went out with her, we had talked for 5 hours, and a few days later her friend told me that she wanted to break up with me
5. my fifth girlfriend said that i was too smart for her, that she felt dumb in my presence, so i got dumped again
6. my sixth girlfriend broke up with me because i "wiped my nose on my sleeve and it was 'gross'"
+picks nose+7. my seventh girlfriend i dumped because she pulled out a clown dollie and started jumping around (i have a morbid fear of clowns, i still have nightmares from steven king's "it" of the clown chasing me on a tractor through the streets of the city)
8. my eigth victim thought up of every possible excuse to get rid of a guy, wrote them down, and gave me every single one of them, except the one real reason she broke up with me...she fell in love with my best friend (aka ex-best friend)
so now i'm sitting here at 6 in the morning, eyes bloodshot and straining, laughing my head off at some sort of dink humor. i'm marrying dink, the wedding is saturday
EDIT: the game, not the character, to clear up some confusion
