The Ultimate Contest
The first person to correctly guess what I am wearing, or come close enough, wins at least one (1) intangible banana. You need only conclude what the shirt and pants are, not socks and underwear (though a bonus banana may be awarded for underwear, perhaps even through the front of my underwear). Yes, I am indeed wearing all the aforementioned articles of clothing as I type this.
Some hints:
Famous children's cartoon character on one piece of clothing, mammal associated with alcoholic beverages on another.
Some hints:
Famous children's cartoon character on one piece of clothing, mammal associated with alcoholic beverages on another.
Hmm... some sorta shorts and a t-shirt. Does it have to be more specified? Cause I was just throwing somethin' random in. 
Blue jeans and a white shirt?
NOBODY CARES WHAT SHIRT YOU WEARING AND ESCPIALLY YOUR UNDERWEAR.
Obviously you don't get the humour we usually have on the DN. Also, nobody cares about what you think about wrestling, so stop posting millions of threads about it.
Obviously you don't get the humour we usually have on the DN. Also, nobody cares about what you think about wrestling, so stop posting millions of threads about it.
@predator LOL epic fail dude, Just look at all the post above you!
Anyways, Tal my minds eye sees that you are wearing.... a banana bra and nothing else..... its just your bra is in the shape of a bear, and your pubes resemble a cartoon charecter....
Anyways, Tal my minds eye sees that you are wearing.... a banana bra and nothing else..... its just your bra is in the shape of a bear, and your pubes resemble a cartoon charecter....
I think I'm going to go with...
Shirt depicting Bugs Bunny shredding Elmer Fudd's balls in a paper shredder
and
Nothing else.
Shirt depicting Bugs Bunny shredding Elmer Fudd's balls in a paper shredder
and
Nothing else.
Sunglasses some way over your belly button, making you have a "cool belly"
Suspender's like the one Mickey Mouse has.
Mammal associated with alcoholic beverages I think is Wild Turkey... even though its not actually a mammal, lol.
The children's cartoon character.... pokemon?
The children's cartoon character.... pokemon?
Pokemon is a show not a character.
"Pokemon is a show not a character."
I meant to write 'a pokemon?' but I made a typo.
Now I shall use my lightning bolt on your cookies.
I meant to write 'a pokemon?' but I made a typo.
Now I shall use my lightning bolt on your cookies.
*cookies not affected in any way*
Huh!,my cookies are rock types.
Huh!,my cookies are rock types.
Mickey mouse pants and a Spuds McKensie t-shirt.
No one is close. 
OK, the cartoon character has quite the appetite. As for the other... well, how much could you drink before you upchuck?
OK, the cartoon character has quite the appetite. As for the other... well, how much could you drink before you upchuck?
Rubber ducky underwear.
No one is close.
So you've worn the same exact clothes for the past three days?
So you've worn the same exact clothes for the past three days?
I got the shirt yogi bear shirt. Not the pants dàmn I'm Irish I should know these achoholic fashion wear you speak of tal?
A shirt with Homer Simpsons and his helper monkey Mojo.
