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Fitness anyone?

June 15th 2011, 06:08 PM
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Hanno
Peasant He/Him United States
GET BIG! 
Does anyone else in the community like fitness? Like lifting weights, Cardio, yoga, etc?
If so what do you do, how do you like to train, and do you have any personal preferences or tips? Hopefully I'm not the only one who likes to throw weights around
June 15th 2011, 06:14 PM
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You can't play Dink while lifting weights, so no. No one else likes it.

June 15th 2011, 06:29 PM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
I practise breakdancing in my living room. I'm quite the athletic fellow
June 15th 2011, 06:35 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I used to bench around 235 kilos. I can't count how much that is in pounds. I suck at maths.

I was in a leg surgery though a while back where they had to remove 40cm of bone from both legs. I can't do anything too athletic for the next 2 months still, but after I can, I'll probably train ever more than in the past. I used to be a tall guy, but now I'm a shortie so I guess now I'm better off with just more muscle.
June 15th 2011, 06:38 PM
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I used to bench around 235 kilos. I can't count how much that is in pounds.

I think it's about 2.
June 15th 2011, 07:29 PM
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Hanno
Peasant He/Him United States
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They made you shorter? Yeah I dont know what that is either actually lol. I don't bench press though, I find it to be extremely over rated. Also, I'm just not built to bench press. I have long arms and a tiny rib cage, which makes it both painful and unsafe. I do flys (flat, incline and decline) instead
June 15th 2011, 07:35 PM
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Hanno
Peasant He/Him United States
GET BIG! 
And btw thats around 520 pounds, I think your calculations are a bit off, unless you brutally abuse your body with steroids
June 15th 2011, 07:48 PM
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I think he meant .235.
June 15th 2011, 10:12 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
I piss around in the gym - I really enjoy it and one of the instructors is kind of hot - she's got the NZ accent.
June 15th 2011, 10:14 PM
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If masturbating counts then yes. I like exercising.
June 15th 2011, 10:47 PM
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Hanno
Peasant He/Him United States
GET BIG! 
Dinkulum: yeah thats probably about right give or take a few pounds
Leprechaun:Hand to Gland Combat burns calories, so yes, that counts as cardio and a forearm workout XD
Schnapper: There are some hot chicks at gyms, and some chick trying to be hotter XD. What do you do?
June 15th 2011, 11:06 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
and a forearm workout XD

I read that as "firearm workout" for a sec...
June 15th 2011, 11:45 PM
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Godley
Peasant They/Them
 
I dont need to work out.
I am already in shape.

Hey, wait, round is a shape, isnt it?
June 16th 2011, 01:58 AM
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Hanno
Peasant He/Him United States
GET BIG! 
If your dick has the power of a 22 rifle that would apply

and its all muscle
June 16th 2011, 03:14 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Yeah, I find bench pressing kinda overrated too. I do it about now and then. Usually I just use those gym machines, or if I haven't got money to to the gym, I'll just make up some other ways of exercising.

I think it's about 2.

Geez, and I thought I sucked at maths.

EDIT: Dear Google has provided me with an answer. 235 kilos would be 518 pounds, which seems quite a much considering I know how much it weights. I know I couldn't have lifted more than around 470 pounds by any chance, which would be around 215 kilos. 15 x 2 would be 30, so I guess I messed it up.
June 16th 2011, 03:21 AM
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Predator
Ghost They/Them
 
1KG is 2.2LBS
June 16th 2011, 03:24 AM
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Predator
Ghost They/Them
 
I bet im more stronger than any of you guys.
June 16th 2011, 03:53 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
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you are right predator 2.2pounds to a kilo - leprachaun I LOL'd at you!! Better watch that or you will go blind o.O
June 16th 2011, 03:55 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I bet im more stronger than any of you guys.

I bet you suck.
June 16th 2011, 06:27 AM
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Predator
Ghost They/Them
 
I bet you're little coward.
June 16th 2011, 06:29 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Says a guy who hasn't even logged in. xD
June 16th 2011, 06:51 AM
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Kyle
Peasant He/Him Belgium
 
I go to the gym twice per week, mostly for staying fit. I do use the machines for some power training, but that's supplementary.
June 16th 2011, 08:04 AM
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My goal is to work out so much I'm blind by next year.
June 16th 2011, 08:15 AM
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Godley
Peasant They/Them
 
You need to work out for that.

Just masturbate daily and pour the liquid in your eyes.
June 16th 2011, 02:26 PM
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Hanno
Peasant He/Him United States
GET BIG! 
If you want to go blind have a starring contest with the sun, while masturbating. Not on your front yard though, you might piss off the police.

Yeah, the first thing people always ask is how much you bench, which isn't a good measure of strength for people built like me. But then again,I don't really compare myself to people, so I wouldn't know.

Oh yeah, what kind of machines do you do?
June 16th 2011, 02:58 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Keep your masturbating speeches civil. We got ten year olds here occasionally, you know.
June 16th 2011, 04:21 PM
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Psh, Dink Smallwood wouldn't keep those speeches civil. In fact I believe he'd go out of his way to make a point about it.
June 16th 2011, 04:27 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Hey, it's not my ruling. I honestly don't give a crap. Just happened to stumble upon the rules thread immediately before checking this one and thought I'd share what it says with you.
June 16th 2011, 04:42 PM
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iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
DN I messed up right now XD
June 16th 2011, 05:53 PM
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Mrgantoe
Peasant He/Him Cuba
I'm simply a distraction. 
I do 100 sit ups and not that many pushups almost every night. But all around I just think fitness was a stupid suggestion.
June 16th 2011, 06:32 PM
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I thought people could care less about the rules...?

Edit: Ten year olds shouldn't even have an account, seeing as though it's illegal for anyone under 13 to have an account on any website on the internet.
June 16th 2011, 08:56 PM
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Is that really an actual law somewhere?

At any rate, there's a rule that no one rightly should respect. Also, when a website asks for your age, you always answer at least 18 (21 to be safe), regardless of how old you actually are.
June 16th 2011, 10:39 PM
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I know it is in america. I don't bother looking it up for other countries.
June 17th 2011, 03:48 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
There is indeed a US law that makes many sites just choose to set a minimum age of 13 for joining. So they don't have to comply with all the legal implications of that law.
June 17th 2011, 07:59 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Remember... Use your inside voice!!

Edit Dang Sparrow - your fingers are indeed deft
June 17th 2011, 08:15 AM
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Predator
Ghost They/Them
 
Why would you want do make you're self blind thats really stupid?
June 17th 2011, 08:33 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
It was a joke - dont fret
(and I edited this because you have had long enough to read it Predator )
June 17th 2011, 09:07 AM
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iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
sigh
June 17th 2011, 09:48 AM
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Predator
Ghost They/Them
 
Hey Hanno if you had access to steroids would you take them?
June 17th 2011, 03:09 PM
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darksign13
Peasant He/Him United States
Hungry, Horney, and Helpless... Take me home. 
My life is a work out! It's 2 miles (aprx. 3.21 km) to the library, which is the only free high speed wifi connection in town. About the same to my job. I live in the Rocky Mountains, at about a mile (1.6 km) up, with the terrain that implies.

I'm thin as a rail, but I bet I'd leave most of you way behind in a distance hike.
June 18th 2011, 01:30 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
In fact I believe he'd go out of his way to make a point about it.

Yes, Dink would make a point of his prick as a general rule, because when it's pointy, no one else notice such a small wood.
June 19th 2011, 09:15 PM
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Hanno
Peasant He/Him United States
GET BIG! 
How come when someone bring sup fitness is always about outdoing someone?

and no, Predator, I wouldn't take steroids