I am hungry
What should I eat?
Oh no! I didn't categorize my post as "off topic." Reckon they'll ban me?
Oh no! I didn't categorize my post as "off topic." Reckon they'll ban me?
Me? 
.... er no... not like that, you sick minded duck... I don't swing that way.
.... er no... not like that, you sick minded duck... I don't swing that way.
Om nom nom. That's Australian for "I'm eating the heck out of you"
Maldives? W T F? If it isn't somewhere between the bed and the liquor store, I have no idea what or where it is.
Neither do I. I just chose it out of random.
Ah, the first practical suggestion is gluten-free! I knew I could count on you people. Now then, should I boil them, mash them, or stick 'em in a stew?
Is sticking them up your ass a choice? 
What should I eat?
I ask this question every day.
I get tired of having the same things all the time, and it puts me in a mini crisis at work whenever lunchtime comes around.
And you should soak your potatoes in butter.
I ask this question every day.
I get tired of having the same things all the time, and it puts me in a mini crisis at work whenever lunchtime comes around.And you should soak your potatoes in butter.
Idahoan instant mashed potatoes are amazing. For about a dollar per pack, you get near-perfect mashed potato greatness with just two cups of water and three or four minutes microwave time.
Gimme some pot roast. But don't roast any pot.
Trust me, you do not want TWO CUPS of butter for this thing I'm talking about. Maybe a tablespoon.
But I don't wanna chew on that. It might hurt.
Look, our King posted! Isn't it just wonderful how he patrols this site 24/7. 
I know! Now gimme a kiss! Oh wait... I forgot you weren't a female. Looks can deceive.
I rather liked Absolutions suggestion best but if there was any difficulty then dinkulum seems to have come up with a solution for you... butter it first?
What... But... I, just... TAL???
They call them beetroots, but we all know they're spubs dipped in revolutionaries' blood.
Heh, I knew you were a kinky girl.
What can I say... *shrugs* evil grin... though you would know about kinky huh
Remember this? I think your secret is out - look at how many views you had hehe.
Updated link
Remember this? I think your secret is out - look at how many views you had hehe.
Updated link
I just love the smell of Tal on the DN.
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...not arguing with you!
...not arguing with you!
Going toe to toe with a feral Zealander usually ends with a lot of 
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. hehehe Thats 'MsFeral' to you Marp haha still laffin over that
Edit Geesh I wish I had his legs tho lol
haha still laffin over that Edit Geesh I wish I had his legs tho lol
Strikers' = Belongs to Strikers.
Striker's = Belongs to Striker.
Striker's = Belongs to Striker.
Srtiker's = Striker is
Strikers = Belongs to Striker
It's = It is
Its = Belongs to it
It gotta bee, it gotta bee, in the name of consistencyy.
Strikers = Belongs to Striker
It's = It is
Its = Belongs to it
It gotta bee, it gotta bee, in the name of consistencyy.
Strikers would mean there is more than one Striker.
MsDink was more accurate than even she guessed. In movies, particularly, mysterious masked men are always revealed to be women.
Strikers would mean there is more than one Striker.
He was deriving the meaning from the spelling of its. Pretty clever, I thought.
He was deriving the meaning from the spelling of its. Pretty clever, I thought.
Strikers' = belongs to "Strikers" (an as yet undisovered strain of the Striker virus?)
