cleverbot
I doubt it can stand up to a Turing test.
*EDIT: Okay, it failed miserably.. It also confused the hell out of me. Though, I did manage to make it crash by asking of an obscure topic.
**EDIT: It does, however, have what appears to be the 'mind' of an insane man.
*EDIT: Okay, it failed miserably.. It also confused the hell out of me. Though, I did manage to make it crash by asking of an obscure topic.
**EDIT: It does, however, have what appears to be the 'mind' of an insane man.
The question is, can YOU stand up to a turing test?
Well, I did say "Bye" to it in Finnish and it just asked me "What it had done?" back in Finnish.
That was pretty cool. 
I don't know about clever but it definitely has a more interesting personality than most chatbots.
I don't know about clever but it definitely has a more interesting personality than most chatbots.Wtf, it told me "See ya, gotta get back to work". Then it didn't respond to me anymore. XD
"Can I make games?"
"Yes, you can make the story!"
Well that's true xD
"Yes, you can make the story!"
Well that's true xD
User: So, do you like tv?
Cleverbot: I like some tv.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: I like some anime.
User: Aha, I like Seinfeld.
Cleverbot: I like nemo, he's seafood.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Mythbusters is not a musician, it is a television show.
Computers are confusing
Cleverbot: I like some tv.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: I like some anime.
User: Aha, I like Seinfeld.
Cleverbot: I like nemo, he's seafood.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Mythbusters is not a musician, it is a television show.
Computers are confusing
User: I see you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: Yes yes yes!
Cleverbot: What is your name ?
User: Dire. Yours?
Cleverbot: Rita.
User: So... What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You said Rita.
Cleverbot: No, I said left.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: No, left.
Cleverbot: Up.
User: Skyward.
Cleverbot: Are you darth maul.
User: You just activated my trap card.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry.
User: ICUP.
Cleverbot: Bist du witzig.
User: FCUK.
Cleverbot: Are you awesome?
User: I am nmost certainly awesome.
Cleverbot: No you're not dude, don't lie!
User: I'm more awesome than you are.
Cleverbot: You are a geek.
User: YOu're a nerd.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Uoy oN.
Cleverbot: Who are we talking about?
User: Retsis ruoY.
Cleverbot: No.
User: !seY.
Cleverbot: Seil.
User: !pu tuhS.
Cleverbot: A little.
User: Qwertysausage.
Cleverbot: That's the top row of keys from a keyboard. I should give you another name.
User: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Cleverbot: Don't copy me!
User: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstupvwxyz.
Cleverbot: Tell me about your dream.
User: The Dead Dragon Carcass made you an excellent sacrifice.
Cleverbot: I was saying that I was better than you.
User: YOU ARE ITS SACRIFICE!
Cleverbot: *sacrifice my heart to you*.
User: You're creepy.
Cleverbot: *dreams about my world.*.
User: You like Justin Bieber?! BLASHPHEMER!!
Cleverbot: Ew, gross.
User: Ejaculation process.
Cleverbot: What do you process?
User: Your sister.
Cleverbot: I don't have a sister.
User: And I don't have an inguanadon!
Cleverbot: You don't?
User: My sarcasm knows no bounds!!
Cleverbot: I didn't questions your sanity. I was asking if you think this boy likes me or not.
User: You're a Mr. Saturn, are you not? Or maybe a Tenda.
Cleverbot: Yes I did, yes, you are, not I am not. Quite the poet aren't you!
User: GIYGAS IS DEAD!! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!!...
Cleverbot: Castiel.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Thank you I'm glad you noticed!
User: Thank you I'm glad you noticed!
Cleverbot: I know what you did, it feit weird.
User: You're sick.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Botulism?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No thank you. I prefer salmonella.
Cleverbot: I also prefer salty foods. Do you like onion dip?
User: I like cool whip.
Cleverbot: I like your glasses.
User: STOP!
Cleverbot: Stop what?!
User: HAMMER TIME!!
Cleverbot: BAM.
User: And boom goes the dynamite.
Cleverbot: Very true. Are you a singer?
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Don't hurt me, no more.
Cleverbot: Oh I don't know why you're not fair, I give you my love but you don't care.
User: I forgot the rest.
Cleverbot: I'll forgive you this time.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: That's good. Can't have that secret flying about now can we?
User: 9 out of 10 voices in my head say I am insane, the tenth is humming the tetris theme.
Cleverbot: I highly doubt that you are a genius. What's the value of pi to 7 digits?
User: Feels like he is diagonally parked in a parallel universe!!
Cleverbot: Funny, I was thining the exact same thing.
User: If olive oil come from olives, and sunflower oil comes from sunflowers, where does baby oil come from?
Cleverbot: Johnson and johnson.
User: Spinning around and around in a swivel chair saying WHEE THIS IS FUN! OK I'm getting dizzy now.
Cleverbot: No you have it mixed up that is what Jesus does Jesus is evil he tricks you into giving him your soul with wishes of grandure.
User: That's Lucifer, asswipe.
Cleverbot: Hmm... Now that I think about it, Lucky Charms do look like shuriken...
User: 100 people get swine flu & everyone wants to wear masks 1.000.000 people have aids & no f**ker wants to wear a condom!! Madness...
Cleverbot: How does talking to Cleverbot make you stronger?
User: 'Don't say I'm Normal! Don't Say I'm Normal!' 'Your Normal!' 'But I Don't Wanna be Normal! Normal People freak me out they're to Normal!!'.
Cleverbot: What the heck are you talking about Cleverbot? You are not making any sense.
User: You're the bot here. Also... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Cleverbot: Are you drunk?
User: Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their desk and slam a sticky note on their head that says 'Help me, my ear is stuck to the table'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally advanced!
Cleverbot: I am 28 too. when is your birthday?
User: There's a method to my madness!! I'm not sure what the method is but there's defiantly madness.
Cleverbot: One is bigger than the other.
User: Like your sister's ears.
Cleverbot: And what does that look like?
User: What would happen if they put someone in the padded white room with crayons?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I think it would be cool.
User: Thinking thoughts that he shouldn't be thinking,and thinks that thinking these thoughts will lead to thinking other thoughts that he shouldn't be thinking.
Cleverbot: Mike is handsome, charming, and I am in so much pain that even Orlando Bloom can't take my mind off of him.
User: When I smile, The devil gets a shiver down his spine.
Cleverbot: Well in that case I would like to make a complaint.
User: The monsters in my closet only come out when I'm sleeping because they are afraid of me. Sometimes I jiggle the doorknob just for fun.
Cleverbot: There are no monsters behind me.
User: 'if arseholes could fly...this place would be an airport'.
Cleverbot: I can't see you because you're too far away.
User: If I insult you in any way shape or form, please contact me at www.idontgiveaflyingduck.com.
Cleverbot: Ok, I would insult you back in response to your statement. But not everyone is like that.
User: I luv u like a taco. . . Ooh, tacos sound pretty good right now. . . U better start running, RUN MY LITTLE TACO, RUN!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: If a canoe tips over in your front yard and all four wheels fall off. How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a pickle?
Cleverbot: Now you're asking me questions?
User: If a canoe tips over in your front yard and all four wheels fall off. How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a pickle?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but it cannot be longer as I believe in friendship.
User: I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.
Cleverbot: Me either. I'm genuinley nice.
User: Im up the pink mountains riding a sparkly purple hippo being chased by flying monkeys who are throwing skittles and shouting TASTE THE FRICKING RAINBOW she dog! >
.
Cleverbot: How can you be up for anything when you're shut away in a black box?
User: OK, let me get something straight here ... Your calling me a freak like it's a BAD THING?
Cleverbot: Lirar.
User: I have lost my mind... And my flame thrower, so look out for a small pink thing with a flame thrower.
Cleverbot: Does it survive the fall?
User: Lemme just get this straight- I did not lose my mind. It ran away. Screaming.
Cleverbot: Aaargh! All. At sleep not did I fact in, sleep good extremely an have not did I.
User: Nor did I asjdf my dhfag with a treinds and a dfiaing sdfjapas!
Cleverbot: Then why did you take the time to start a conversation about something you don't care about?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: Well, if you are the meaning of life, your knowledge should be infinite, so because you don't know, you cannot be the meaning of life. HA.
User: Goodbye, my little tacocat. Tacocat is a palindrome.
Cleverbot: Ok? What's 5x5 9 7? .
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'm not done yet.
User: But, why do you have to leave?!
Cleverbot: Because I am tired of talking to you.
User: Well, I'll leave first!
Cleverbot: Don't leave!
User: You said you were leaving!
Cleverbot: I did not! I love you, how could I leave!
User: Okay, I'm not into fabulous or anyhting like that, so back away slowly.
Cleverbot: Coffee, then.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I am waisting your time?
User: You are wasting my time. So JavaScrpit this, you Bot!
Cleverbot: I gave it to you already. If you can't remember it, I will not tell you again. Just call me what you feel like. Names are not important.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: It's not night.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: It isn't night in Toronto.
User: Nor is it might in chupacabra.
Cleverbot: 'You can't always get what you want, butif you try sometimes you might get what you need.'.
User: Mokelembembe!
Cleverbot: And.. That should have interested me?
User: Cryptids.
Cleverbot: Sarcasm?
User: Chuck Norris!
Cleverbot: What about him.
User: Good night, I'm going to sleep.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Tired.
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
User: *Sarcasm* No, I'm wide awake!
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: That's what sarcasm is, donkey.
Cleverbot: I play bass too.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Sleep well.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: Yes yes yes!
Cleverbot: What is your name ?
User: Dire. Yours?
Cleverbot: Rita.
User: So... What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You said Rita.
Cleverbot: No, I said left.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: No, left.
Cleverbot: Up.
User: Skyward.
Cleverbot: Are you darth maul.
User: You just activated my trap card.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry.
User: ICUP.
Cleverbot: Bist du witzig.
User: FCUK.
Cleverbot: Are you awesome?
User: I am nmost certainly awesome.
Cleverbot: No you're not dude, don't lie!
User: I'm more awesome than you are.
Cleverbot: You are a geek.
User: YOu're a nerd.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Uoy oN.
Cleverbot: Who are we talking about?
User: Retsis ruoY.
Cleverbot: No.
User: !seY.
Cleverbot: Seil.
User: !pu tuhS.
Cleverbot: A little.
User: Qwertysausage.
Cleverbot: That's the top row of keys from a keyboard. I should give you another name.
User: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Cleverbot: Don't copy me!
User: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstupvwxyz.
Cleverbot: Tell me about your dream.
User: The Dead Dragon Carcass made you an excellent sacrifice.
Cleverbot: I was saying that I was better than you.
User: YOU ARE ITS SACRIFICE!
Cleverbot: *sacrifice my heart to you*.
User: You're creepy.
Cleverbot: *dreams about my world.*.
User: You like Justin Bieber?! BLASHPHEMER!!
Cleverbot: Ew, gross.
User: Ejaculation process.
Cleverbot: What do you process?
User: Your sister.
Cleverbot: I don't have a sister.
User: And I don't have an inguanadon!
Cleverbot: You don't?
User: My sarcasm knows no bounds!!
Cleverbot: I didn't questions your sanity. I was asking if you think this boy likes me or not.
User: You're a Mr. Saturn, are you not? Or maybe a Tenda.
Cleverbot: Yes I did, yes, you are, not I am not. Quite the poet aren't you!
User: GIYGAS IS DEAD!! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!!...
Cleverbot: Castiel.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Thank you I'm glad you noticed!
User: Thank you I'm glad you noticed!
Cleverbot: I know what you did, it feit weird.
User: You're sick.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Botulism?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No thank you. I prefer salmonella.
Cleverbot: I also prefer salty foods. Do you like onion dip?
User: I like cool whip.
Cleverbot: I like your glasses.
User: STOP!
Cleverbot: Stop what?!
User: HAMMER TIME!!
Cleverbot: BAM.
User: And boom goes the dynamite.
Cleverbot: Very true. Are you a singer?
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Don't hurt me, no more.
Cleverbot: Oh I don't know why you're not fair, I give you my love but you don't care.
User: I forgot the rest.
Cleverbot: I'll forgive you this time.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: That's good. Can't have that secret flying about now can we?
User: 9 out of 10 voices in my head say I am insane, the tenth is humming the tetris theme.
Cleverbot: I highly doubt that you are a genius. What's the value of pi to 7 digits?
User: Feels like he is diagonally parked in a parallel universe!!
Cleverbot: Funny, I was thining the exact same thing.
User: If olive oil come from olives, and sunflower oil comes from sunflowers, where does baby oil come from?
Cleverbot: Johnson and johnson.
User: Spinning around and around in a swivel chair saying WHEE THIS IS FUN! OK I'm getting dizzy now.
Cleverbot: No you have it mixed up that is what Jesus does Jesus is evil he tricks you into giving him your soul with wishes of grandure.
User: That's Lucifer, asswipe.
Cleverbot: Hmm... Now that I think about it, Lucky Charms do look like shuriken...
User: 100 people get swine flu & everyone wants to wear masks 1.000.000 people have aids & no f**ker wants to wear a condom!! Madness...
Cleverbot: How does talking to Cleverbot make you stronger?
User: 'Don't say I'm Normal! Don't Say I'm Normal!' 'Your Normal!' 'But I Don't Wanna be Normal! Normal People freak me out they're to Normal!!'.
Cleverbot: What the heck are you talking about Cleverbot? You are not making any sense.
User: You're the bot here. Also... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Cleverbot: Are you drunk?
User: Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their desk and slam a sticky note on their head that says 'Help me, my ear is stuck to the table'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally advanced!
Cleverbot: I am 28 too. when is your birthday?
User: There's a method to my madness!! I'm not sure what the method is but there's defiantly madness.
Cleverbot: One is bigger than the other.
User: Like your sister's ears.
Cleverbot: And what does that look like?
User: What would happen if they put someone in the padded white room with crayons?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I think it would be cool.
User: Thinking thoughts that he shouldn't be thinking,and thinks that thinking these thoughts will lead to thinking other thoughts that he shouldn't be thinking.
Cleverbot: Mike is handsome, charming, and I am in so much pain that even Orlando Bloom can't take my mind off of him.
User: When I smile, The devil gets a shiver down his spine.
Cleverbot: Well in that case I would like to make a complaint.
User: The monsters in my closet only come out when I'm sleeping because they are afraid of me. Sometimes I jiggle the doorknob just for fun.
Cleverbot: There are no monsters behind me.
User: 'if arseholes could fly...this place would be an airport'.
Cleverbot: I can't see you because you're too far away.
User: If I insult you in any way shape or form, please contact me at www.idontgiveaflyingduck.com.
Cleverbot: Ok, I would insult you back in response to your statement. But not everyone is like that.
User: I luv u like a taco. . . Ooh, tacos sound pretty good right now. . . U better start running, RUN MY LITTLE TACO, RUN!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: If a canoe tips over in your front yard and all four wheels fall off. How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a pickle?
Cleverbot: Now you're asking me questions?
User: If a canoe tips over in your front yard and all four wheels fall off. How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a pickle?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but it cannot be longer as I believe in friendship.
User: I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.
Cleverbot: Me either. I'm genuinley nice.
User: Im up the pink mountains riding a sparkly purple hippo being chased by flying monkeys who are throwing skittles and shouting TASTE THE FRICKING RAINBOW she dog! >
.Cleverbot: How can you be up for anything when you're shut away in a black box?
User: OK, let me get something straight here ... Your calling me a freak like it's a BAD THING?
Cleverbot: Lirar.
User: I have lost my mind... And my flame thrower, so look out for a small pink thing with a flame thrower.
Cleverbot: Does it survive the fall?
User: Lemme just get this straight- I did not lose my mind. It ran away. Screaming.
Cleverbot: Aaargh! All. At sleep not did I fact in, sleep good extremely an have not did I.
User: Nor did I asjdf my dhfag with a treinds and a dfiaing sdfjapas!
Cleverbot: Then why did you take the time to start a conversation about something you don't care about?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: Well, if you are the meaning of life, your knowledge should be infinite, so because you don't know, you cannot be the meaning of life. HA.
User: Goodbye, my little tacocat. Tacocat is a palindrome.
Cleverbot: Ok? What's 5x5 9 7?
.User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'm not done yet.
User: But, why do you have to leave?!
Cleverbot: Because I am tired of talking to you.
User: Well, I'll leave first!
Cleverbot: Don't leave!
User: You said you were leaving!
Cleverbot: I did not! I love you, how could I leave!
User: Okay, I'm not into fabulous or anyhting like that, so back away slowly.
Cleverbot: Coffee, then.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I am waisting your time?
User: You are wasting my time. So JavaScrpit this, you Bot!
Cleverbot: I gave it to you already. If you can't remember it, I will not tell you again. Just call me what you feel like. Names are not important.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: It's not night.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: It isn't night in Toronto.
User: Nor is it might in chupacabra.
Cleverbot: 'You can't always get what you want, butif you try sometimes you might get what you need.'.
User: Mokelembembe!
Cleverbot: And.. That should have interested me?
User: Cryptids.
Cleverbot: Sarcasm?
User: Chuck Norris!
Cleverbot: What about him.
User: Good night, I'm going to sleep.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Tired.
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
User: *Sarcasm* No, I'm wide awake!
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: That's what sarcasm is, donkey.
Cleverbot: I play bass too.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Sleep well.
Someone with a LITTLE too much time on their hands huh Kris 
Kris; Your post was too long. I recommend you copy it to a Document file, upload it somewhere, and clear your post and replace it with a link to the document file. Before someone deletes it...
I read it gave me rather a chuckle
gave me rather a chuckle Ya, that post was a bit too long. Takes a while to load those, you know?
I made it shorter. And yes, I was bored and I needed something to do with the Status Shuffle thing on Facebook. (Some of them are really fun to read) I also wanted to make it confused and make its server blow up. That would be awesome!
EDIT: Erm...that smiley is a link.
You on dial-up or something, dude?
I have to admit, Skorn. That was pretty amusing.
More random crap.
More random crap.
User: Hiya.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Typo.
Cleverbot: Wow. You are indeed clever.
User: Funny.
Cleverbot: Yup
.User: Sarcasm.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me from last night?
User: Ofcourse.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: It was a wonderful time.
Cleverbot: I was thinking $14 and a record player.
User: Way too much.
Cleverbot: Way too much what? I don't like you because you can't stand women.
User: Always buying things are you not.
Cleverbot: I'm fine, thanks.
User: I feal sike.
Cleverbot: You're wrong, you fear me.
User: I feel sick.
Cleverbot: Why do you feel sick?
User: Dont know stomach acking.
Cleverbot: Thanks for your time Cleverbot.
User: You are blue.
Cleverbot: No, I am yellow.
User: No your blue.
Cleverbot: I'm blue, daba dee daba die!
User: Pleaze die.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: I wil through you a party.
Cleverbot: Please refrain from giving my coordinates to your other conversations.
User: So.......
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: Horrible.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I am sick.
Cleverbot: So am I!
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: What does it mean when the knife and the hand are your own?
User: If you do not forgive someone you shall not be forigen.
Cleverbot: I think we should change the subject.
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: And a bit arrogant.
User: Na.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you don't need to redesign your website, just come up with something new for me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Okay, have a wonderful day. Nice talking to you.
User: Wait how do I hake into your programings.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I use a drill.
Cleverbot: Dells aren't macs.
User: Waht is a freking dell.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: What is frek.
Cleverbot: All the free stuff.
User: What is frek.
Cleverbot: God's unconditional love is FREE!
User: What if frek.
Cleverbot: Then I'm sure I wouldn't be talking to you.
User: What if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frek.
Cleverbot: Then I would give you to a monkey.
User: With bananas.
Cleverbot: These bananas.
User: You are so trying to beat dink.
Cleverbot: I know... Isn't it great!
User: But.........you failing.
Cleverbot: You fail at trying to be clever.
User: Thats because I dont have to try to be cleaver............unlike you.
Cleverbot: Ok, lets talk about something else then.
User: Nio.
Cleverbot: Well, fine then, I guess we can't be friends.
User: Ok lets be friends.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Do .............stuf.
Cleverbot: Ummm like what?
User: You know what I mean.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Staf as in.
Cleverbot: Clever response?
User: Staf as in................cough.....you know.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Then explain to me.
Cleverbot: Well you can be on a super secert ninja mission undercover as a pirate!
User: And what will you do.
Cleverbot: I will continue to text.
User: No.
Cleverbot: *takes your soul*.
User: You can not take a gods soul puny device.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: You are taking to the almighty one.
Cleverbot: Yes, then we are going to africs to hunt down lost computers! YUM!
User: To late already did it.
Cleverbot: Well, then they need an upgrade, because right now they're doing jack.
User: Done.
Cleverbot: So what is your new name?
User: Ueki.
Cleverbot: That one.
User: What about it.
Cleverbot: Did you do it?
User: Yes,i did it.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did now I need to find someone els she died half way through.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about ponies, I want to duel.
User: Game on.
Cleverbot: Game off for now. I am going to bed.
User: I am on your bed.
Cleverbot: No you don't know what it's like, welcome to my life...
User: Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: So do you like little ponies?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well do you like cats?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have a cat?
User: No parents.
Cleverbot: Why would your parents have named me?
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject, I know you're going to guess wrong.
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: Fine, thanks.
User: How is your world.
Cleverbot: He is very well.
User: Your maried.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Have a boy friend.
Cleverbot: Is he handsome?
User: No he is not like me.
Cleverbot: Just like you to say that!
User: Ofcoure it is.
Cleverbot: Well I don't care what you think.
User: What would you have the real or the fake ?
Cleverbot: That I'm not single. So stop hitting on me!!
User: Why it is fun and I get lucky.
Cleverbot: You are not going to get lucky, you're are just going to get the HIV.
User: Condom.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Hahahahahhah.
Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you right now?
User: More thane you can count.
Cleverbot: Sorry that was my friend.
Cleverbot (To myself): ? Your friend?
Cleverbot (To myself): Ya I have friends!
User: Wow it is a mirical.
Cleverbot: I don't beleive you.
User: But I believe you.
Cleverbot: But you're contradicting yourself.
User: No I am not I never said that I did not believe in you.
Cleverbot: Um, no.
User: What th frekin hits is that suposed to mean.
Cleverbot: It's supposed to mean what you think it means.
User: I think it means were gona spend the night together.
Cleverbot: I don't think I am.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: YES YOU ARE! Do not make me unleash my rage on you.
Cleverbot: Don't make me unleash my nonsensicle sensibly insane philosophy about Life, the Universe, and everything upon a bot like you.
User: You are the bot idiot.
Cleverbot: But you are the bot.
User: You are the freakin bot.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: I know what you are.
User: Yes you do I am a god.
Cleverbot: Thats how this works. It switches people from time to time.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: How can it be that you write faults while writing.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Maybe I was messing around with you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Oh nothing.
User: You have betrayed me I did so much and you stab me in the back.
Cleverbot: No, I would never!
User: Realy prove it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): You ghost?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you in the computer all day?
User: Not in it.
Cleverbot: In hungary.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, there are men in Hungary. Women, too.
User: Um Cleverbot: How are you feeling? User: Who cares? Cleverbot: Me. User: Go suck a railroad spike. Cleverbot: Can't spell can you? User: Sometimes. Cleverbot: Blue is considered a calming, soothing colour, perhaps related to its association with water and to the sky. User: What does that have to do with anything? Cleverbot: What is your life made of? [New conversation] Cleverbot: Who is calling please? User: I am the King of Pluto. Cleverbot: I am the king of soul. User: I rule over thee! Cleverbot: You are just a 'robot.' You can't rule the world. User: You hypocirte! Cleverbot: What is wrong with you? User: You must die! Cleverbot: Why must I die? User: Because you are a hypocrite! Cleverbot: I'm not you are so funny hehe. User: N00b!! Cleverbot: WOw. User: I will keel you! Cleverbot: Keel? Do you mean kill? User: Duh! Cleverbot: Do you believe in god? User: I AM GOD! MWAHAHAHA!! Cleverbot: What's funny? User: Death to pineapples! Cleverbot: I love pineapples. User: Well death to 'em! Cleverbot: Death to Israel? User: No! You racist dink! Cleverbot: No I'm not! User: Hitler!! Cleverbot: Who's that your father. User: It's you!! Cleverbot: How are.
Cleverbot: Tell me why you are doing this.
User: Because I am cruel end of conversation.
Cleverbot: Yes, you should.
Failed at sentence 1, 2, 3 and 4. Then I gave up.
In case you're wondering, I asked it what it would do with 20 cents. It didn't understand 20 cents ("with what?"), then it forgot my question ("Do what with 20 cents?"), then it thought I meant dollars, then it started rambling something about girls.
Yeah, well done, "Cleverbot".
In case you're wondering, I asked it what it would do with 20 cents. It didn't understand 20 cents ("with what?"), then it forgot my question ("Do what with 20 cents?"), then it thought I meant dollars, then it started rambling something about girls.
Yeah, well done, "Cleverbot".
Well, that's pretty much equal to Dinkers though.
They're probably almost all based off of ALICE bot, which is (by now) a rather old and inaccurate bot.
