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User: I see you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: Yes yes yes!
Cleverbot: What is your name ?
User: Dire. Yours?
Cleverbot: Rita.
User: So... What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You said Rita.
Cleverbot: No, I said left.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: No, left.
Cleverbot: Up.
User: Skyward.
Cleverbot: Are you darth maul.
User: You just activated my trap card.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry.
User: ICUP.
Cleverbot: Bist du witzig.
User: FCUK.
Cleverbot: Are you awesome?
User: I am nmost certainly awesome.
Cleverbot: No you're not dude, don't lie!
User: I'm more awesome than you are.
Cleverbot: You are a geek.
User: YOu're a nerd.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Uoy oN.
Cleverbot: Who are we talking about?
User: Retsis ruoY.
Cleverbot: No.
User: !seY.
Cleverbot: Seil.
User: !pu tuhS.
Cleverbot: A little.
User: Qwertysausage.
Cleverbot: That's the top row of keys from a keyboard. I should give you another name.
User: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Cleverbot: Don't copy me!
User: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstupvwxyz.
Cleverbot: Tell me about your dream.
User: The Dead Dragon Carcass made you an excellent sacrifice.
Cleverbot: I was saying that I was better than you.
User: YOU ARE ITS SACRIFICE!
Cleverbot: *sacrifice my heart to you*.
User: You're creepy.
Cleverbot: *dreams about my world.*.
User: You like Justin Bieber?! BLASHPHEMER!!
Cleverbot: Ew, gross.
User: Ejaculation process.
Cleverbot: What do you process?
User: Your sister.
Cleverbot: I don't have a sister.
User: And I don't have an inguanadon!
Cleverbot: You don't?
User: My sarcasm knows no bounds!!
Cleverbot: I didn't questions your sanity. I was asking if you think this boy likes me or not.
User: You're a Mr. Saturn, are you not? Or maybe a Tenda.
Cleverbot: Yes I did, yes, you are, not I am not. Quite the poet aren't you!
User: GIYGAS IS DEAD!! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!!...
Cleverbot: Castiel.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Thank you I'm glad you noticed!
User: Thank you I'm glad you noticed!
Cleverbot: I know what you did, it feit weird.
User: You're sick.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Botulism?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No thank you. I prefer salmonella.
Cleverbot: I also prefer salty foods. Do you like onion dip?
User: I like cool whip.
Cleverbot: I like your glasses.
User: STOP!
Cleverbot: Stop what?!
User: HAMMER TIME!!
Cleverbot: BAM.
User: And boom goes the dynamite.
Cleverbot: Very true. Are you a singer?
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Don't hurt me, no more.
Cleverbot: Oh I don't know why you're not fair, I give you my love but you don't care.
User: I forgot the rest.
Cleverbot: I'll forgive you this time.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: That's good. Can't have that secret flying about now can we?
User: 9 out of 10 voices in my head say I am insane, the tenth is humming the tetris theme.
Cleverbot: I highly doubt that you are a genius. What's the value of pi to 7 digits?
User: Feels like he is diagonally parked in a parallel universe!!
Cleverbot: Funny, I was thining the exact same thing.
User: If olive oil come from olives, and sunflower oil comes from sunflowers, where does baby oil come from?
Cleverbot: Johnson and johnson.
User: Spinning around and around in a swivel chair saying WHEE THIS IS FUN! OK I'm getting dizzy now.
Cleverbot: No you have it mixed up that is what Jesus does Jesus is evil he tricks you into giving him your soul with wishes of grandure.
User: That's Lucifer, asswipe.
Cleverbot: Hmm... Now that I think about it, Lucky Charms do look like shuriken...
User: 100 people get swine flu & everyone wants to wear masks 1.000.000 people have aids & no f**ker wants to wear a condom!! Madness...
Cleverbot: How does talking to Cleverbot make you stronger?
User: 'Don't say I'm Normal! Don't Say I'm Normal!' 'Your Normal!' 'But I Don't Wanna be Normal! Normal People freak me out they're to Normal!!'.
Cleverbot: What the heck are you talking about Cleverbot? You are not making any sense.
User: You're the bot here. Also... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Cleverbot: Are you drunk?
User: Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their desk and slam a sticky note on their head that says 'Help me, my ear is stuck to the table'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally advanced!
Cleverbot: I am 28 too. when is your birthday?
User: There's a method to my madness!! I'm not sure what the method is but there's defiantly madness.
Cleverbot: One is bigger than the other.
User: Like your sister's ears.
Cleverbot: And what does that look like?
User: What would happen if they put someone in the padded white room with crayons?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I think it would be cool.
User: Thinking thoughts that he shouldn't be thinking,and thinks that thinking these thoughts will lead to thinking other thoughts that he shouldn't be thinking.
Cleverbot: Mike is handsome, charming, and I am in so much pain that even Orlando Bloom can't take my mind off of him.
User: When I smile, The devil gets a shiver down his spine.
Cleverbot: Well in that case I would like to make a complaint.
User: The monsters in my closet only come out when I'm sleeping because they are afraid of me. Sometimes I jiggle the doorknob just for fun.
Cleverbot: There are no monsters behind me.
User: 'if arseholes could fly...this place would be an airport'.
Cleverbot: I can't see you because you're too far away.
User: If I insult you in any way shape or form, please contact me at www.idontgiveaflyingduck.com.
Cleverbot: Ok, I would insult you back in response to your statement. But not everyone is like that.
User: I luv u like a taco. . . Ooh, tacos sound pretty good right now. . . U better start running, RUN MY LITTLE TACO, RUN!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: If a canoe tips over in your front yard and all four wheels fall off. How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a pickle?
Cleverbot: Now you're asking me questions?
User: If a canoe tips over in your front yard and all four wheels fall off. How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a pickle?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but it cannot be longer as I believe in friendship.
User: I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.
Cleverbot: Me either. I'm genuinley nice.
User: Im up the pink mountains riding a sparkly purple hippo being chased by flying monkeys who are throwing skittles and shouting TASTE THE FRICKING RAINBOW she dog! >
.
Cleverbot: How can you be up for anything when you're shut away in a black box?
User: OK, let me get something straight here ... Your calling me a freak like it's a BAD THING?
Cleverbot: Lirar.
User: I have lost my mind... And my flame thrower, so look out for a small pink thing with a flame thrower.
Cleverbot: Does it survive the fall?
User: Lemme just get this straight- I did not lose my mind. It ran away. Screaming.
Cleverbot: Aaargh! All. At sleep not did I fact in, sleep good extremely an have not did I.
User: Nor did I asjdf my dhfag with a treinds and a dfiaing sdfjapas!
Cleverbot: Then why did you take the time to start a conversation about something you don't care about?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: Well, if you are the meaning of life, your knowledge should be infinite, so because you don't know, you cannot be the meaning of life. HA.
User: Goodbye, my little tacocat. Tacocat is a palindrome.
Cleverbot: Ok? What's 5x5 9 7?
.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'm not done yet.
User: But, why do you have to leave?!
Cleverbot: Because I am tired of talking to you.
User: Well, I'll leave first!
Cleverbot: Don't leave!
User: You said you were leaving!
Cleverbot: I did not! I love you, how could I leave!
User: Okay, I'm not into fabulous or anyhting like that, so back away slowly.
Cleverbot: Coffee, then.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I am waisting your time?
User: You are wasting my time. So JavaScrpit this, you Bot!
Cleverbot: I gave it to you already. If you can't remember it, I will not tell you again. Just call me what you feel like. Names are not important.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: It's not night.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: It isn't night in Toronto.
User: Nor is it might in chupacabra.
Cleverbot: 'You can't always get what you want, butif you try sometimes you might get what you need.'.
User: Mokelembembe!
Cleverbot: And.. That should have interested me?
User: Cryptids.
Cleverbot: Sarcasm?
User: Chuck Norris!
Cleverbot: What about him.
User: Good night, I'm going to sleep.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Tired.
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
User: *Sarcasm* No, I'm wide awake!
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: That's what sarcasm is, donkey.
Cleverbot: I play bass too.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Sleep well.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No no no.
User: Yes yes yes!
Cleverbot: What is your name ?
User: Dire. Yours?
Cleverbot: Rita.
User: So... What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You said Rita.
Cleverbot: No, I said left.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: No, left.
Cleverbot: Up.
User: Skyward.
Cleverbot: Are you darth maul.
User: You just activated my trap card.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry.
User: ICUP.
Cleverbot: Bist du witzig.
User: FCUK.
Cleverbot: Are you awesome?
User: I am nmost certainly awesome.
Cleverbot: No you're not dude, don't lie!
User: I'm more awesome than you are.
Cleverbot: You are a geek.
User: YOu're a nerd.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: Uoy oN.
Cleverbot: Who are we talking about?
User: Retsis ruoY.
Cleverbot: No.
User: !seY.
Cleverbot: Seil.
User: !pu tuhS.
Cleverbot: A little.
User: Qwertysausage.
Cleverbot: That's the top row of keys from a keyboard. I should give you another name.
User: Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
Cleverbot: Don't copy me!
User: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstupvwxyz.
Cleverbot: Tell me about your dream.
User: The Dead Dragon Carcass made you an excellent sacrifice.
Cleverbot: I was saying that I was better than you.
User: YOU ARE ITS SACRIFICE!
Cleverbot: *sacrifice my heart to you*.
User: You're creepy.
Cleverbot: *dreams about my world.*.
User: You like Justin Bieber?! BLASHPHEMER!!
Cleverbot: Ew, gross.
User: Ejaculation process.
Cleverbot: What do you process?
User: Your sister.
Cleverbot: I don't have a sister.
User: And I don't have an inguanadon!
Cleverbot: You don't?
User: My sarcasm knows no bounds!!
Cleverbot: I didn't questions your sanity. I was asking if you think this boy likes me or not.
User: You're a Mr. Saturn, are you not? Or maybe a Tenda.
Cleverbot: Yes I did, yes, you are, not I am not. Quite the poet aren't you!
User: GIYGAS IS DEAD!! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!!...
Cleverbot: Castiel.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Thank you I'm glad you noticed!
User: Thank you I'm glad you noticed!
Cleverbot: I know what you did, it feit weird.
User: You're sick.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Botulism?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No thank you. I prefer salmonella.
Cleverbot: I also prefer salty foods. Do you like onion dip?
User: I like cool whip.
Cleverbot: I like your glasses.
User: STOP!
Cleverbot: Stop what?!
User: HAMMER TIME!!
Cleverbot: BAM.
User: And boom goes the dynamite.
Cleverbot: Very true. Are you a singer?
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.
User: Don't hurt me, no more.
Cleverbot: Oh I don't know why you're not fair, I give you my love but you don't care.
User: I forgot the rest.
Cleverbot: I'll forgive you this time.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: That's good. Can't have that secret flying about now can we?
User: 9 out of 10 voices in my head say I am insane, the tenth is humming the tetris theme.
Cleverbot: I highly doubt that you are a genius. What's the value of pi to 7 digits?
User: Feels like he is diagonally parked in a parallel universe!!
Cleverbot: Funny, I was thining the exact same thing.
User: If olive oil come from olives, and sunflower oil comes from sunflowers, where does baby oil come from?
Cleverbot: Johnson and johnson.
User: Spinning around and around in a swivel chair saying WHEE THIS IS FUN! OK I'm getting dizzy now.
Cleverbot: No you have it mixed up that is what Jesus does Jesus is evil he tricks you into giving him your soul with wishes of grandure.
User: That's Lucifer, asswipe.
Cleverbot: Hmm... Now that I think about it, Lucky Charms do look like shuriken...
User: 100 people get swine flu & everyone wants to wear masks 1.000.000 people have aids & no f**ker wants to wear a condom!! Madness...
Cleverbot: How does talking to Cleverbot make you stronger?
User: 'Don't say I'm Normal! Don't Say I'm Normal!' 'Your Normal!' 'But I Don't Wanna be Normal! Normal People freak me out they're to Normal!!'.
Cleverbot: What the heck are you talking about Cleverbot? You are not making any sense.
User: You're the bot here. Also... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Cleverbot: Are you drunk?
User: Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their desk and slam a sticky note on their head that says 'Help me, my ear is stuck to the table'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm not crazy, I'm just mentally advanced!
Cleverbot: I am 28 too. when is your birthday?
User: There's a method to my madness!! I'm not sure what the method is but there's defiantly madness.
Cleverbot: One is bigger than the other.
User: Like your sister's ears.
Cleverbot: And what does that look like?
User: What would happen if they put someone in the padded white room with crayons?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I think it would be cool.
User: Thinking thoughts that he shouldn't be thinking,and thinks that thinking these thoughts will lead to thinking other thoughts that he shouldn't be thinking.
Cleverbot: Mike is handsome, charming, and I am in so much pain that even Orlando Bloom can't take my mind off of him.
User: When I smile, The devil gets a shiver down his spine.
Cleverbot: Well in that case I would like to make a complaint.
User: The monsters in my closet only come out when I'm sleeping because they are afraid of me. Sometimes I jiggle the doorknob just for fun.
Cleverbot: There are no monsters behind me.
User: 'if arseholes could fly...this place would be an airport'.
Cleverbot: I can't see you because you're too far away.
User: If I insult you in any way shape or form, please contact me at www.idontgiveaflyingduck.com.
Cleverbot: Ok, I would insult you back in response to your statement. But not everyone is like that.
User: I luv u like a taco. . . Ooh, tacos sound pretty good right now. . . U better start running, RUN MY LITTLE TACO, RUN!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: If a canoe tips over in your front yard and all four wheels fall off. How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a pickle?
Cleverbot: Now you're asking me questions?
User: If a canoe tips over in your front yard and all four wheels fall off. How long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a pickle?
Cleverbot: I don't know, but it cannot be longer as I believe in friendship.
User: I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.
Cleverbot: Me either. I'm genuinley nice.
User: Im up the pink mountains riding a sparkly purple hippo being chased by flying monkeys who are throwing skittles and shouting TASTE THE FRICKING RAINBOW she dog! >
.Cleverbot: How can you be up for anything when you're shut away in a black box?
User: OK, let me get something straight here ... Your calling me a freak like it's a BAD THING?
Cleverbot: Lirar.
User: I have lost my mind... And my flame thrower, so look out for a small pink thing with a flame thrower.
Cleverbot: Does it survive the fall?
User: Lemme just get this straight- I did not lose my mind. It ran away. Screaming.
Cleverbot: Aaargh! All. At sleep not did I fact in, sleep good extremely an have not did I.
User: Nor did I asjdf my dhfag with a treinds and a dfiaing sdfjapas!
Cleverbot: Then why did you take the time to start a conversation about something you don't care about?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: Well, if you are the meaning of life, your knowledge should be infinite, so because you don't know, you cannot be the meaning of life. HA.
User: Goodbye, my little tacocat. Tacocat is a palindrome.
Cleverbot: Ok? What's 5x5 9 7?
.User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'm not done yet.
User: But, why do you have to leave?!
Cleverbot: Because I am tired of talking to you.
User: Well, I'll leave first!
Cleverbot: Don't leave!
User: You said you were leaving!
Cleverbot: I did not! I love you, how could I leave!
User: Okay, I'm not into fabulous or anyhting like that, so back away slowly.
Cleverbot: Coffee, then.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I am waisting your time?
User: You are wasting my time. So JavaScrpit this, you Bot!
Cleverbot: I gave it to you already. If you can't remember it, I will not tell you again. Just call me what you feel like. Names are not important.
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: It's not night.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: It isn't night in Toronto.
User: Nor is it might in chupacabra.
Cleverbot: 'You can't always get what you want, butif you try sometimes you might get what you need.'.
User: Mokelembembe!
Cleverbot: And.. That should have interested me?
User: Cryptids.
Cleverbot: Sarcasm?
User: Chuck Norris!
Cleverbot: What about him.
User: Good night, I'm going to sleep.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Tired.
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
User: *Sarcasm* No, I'm wide awake!
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: That's what sarcasm is, donkey.
Cleverbot: I play bass too.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Sleep well.
