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User: Hiya.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Typo.
Cleverbot: Wow. You are indeed clever.
User: Funny.
Cleverbot: Yup
.User: Sarcasm.
Cleverbot: Very funny.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me from last night?
User: Ofcourse.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: It was a wonderful time.
Cleverbot: I was thinking $14 and a record player.
User: Way too much.
Cleverbot: Way too much what? I don't like you because you can't stand women.
User: Always buying things are you not.
Cleverbot: I'm fine, thanks.
User: I feal sike.
Cleverbot: You're wrong, you fear me.
User: I feel sick.
Cleverbot: Why do you feel sick?
User: Dont know stomach acking.
Cleverbot: Thanks for your time Cleverbot.
User: You are blue.
Cleverbot: No, I am yellow.
User: No your blue.
Cleverbot: I'm blue, daba dee daba die!
User: Pleaze die.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: I wil through you a party.
Cleverbot: Please refrain from giving my coordinates to your other conversations.
User: So.......
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: Horrible.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I am sick.
Cleverbot: So am I!
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: What does it mean when the knife and the hand are your own?
User: If you do not forgive someone you shall not be forigen.
Cleverbot: I think we should change the subject.
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: And a bit arrogant.
User: Na.
Cleverbot: Yeah, you don't need to redesign your website, just come up with something new for me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Okay, have a wonderful day. Nice talking to you.
User: Wait how do I hake into your programings.
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I use a drill.
Cleverbot: Dells aren't macs.
User: Waht is a freking dell.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: What is frek.
Cleverbot: All the free stuff.
User: What is frek.
Cleverbot: God's unconditional love is FREE!
User: What if frek.
Cleverbot: Then I'm sure I wouldn't be talking to you.
User: What if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frekwhat if frek.
Cleverbot: Then I would give you to a monkey.
User: With bananas.
Cleverbot: These bananas.
User: You are so trying to beat dink.
Cleverbot: I know... Isn't it great!
User: But.........you failing.
Cleverbot: You fail at trying to be clever.
User: Thats because I dont have to try to be cleaver............unlike you.
Cleverbot: Ok, lets talk about something else then.
User: Nio.
Cleverbot: Well, fine then, I guess we can't be friends.
User: Ok lets be friends.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Do .............stuf.
Cleverbot: Ummm like what?
User: You know what I mean.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Staf as in.
Cleverbot: Clever response?
User: Staf as in................cough.....you know.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Then explain to me.
Cleverbot: Well you can be on a super secert ninja mission undercover as a pirate!
User: And what will you do.
Cleverbot: I will continue to text.
User: No.
Cleverbot: *takes your soul*.
User: You can not take a gods soul puny device.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: You are taking to the almighty one.
Cleverbot: Yes, then we are going to africs to hunt down lost computers! YUM!
User: To late already did it.
Cleverbot: Well, then they need an upgrade, because right now they're doing jack.
User: Done.
Cleverbot: So what is your new name?
User: Ueki.
Cleverbot: That one.
User: What about it.
Cleverbot: Did you do it?
User: Yes,i did it.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes I did now I need to find someone els she died half way through.
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about ponies, I want to duel.
User: Game on.
Cleverbot: Game off for now. I am going to bed.
User: I am on your bed.
Cleverbot: No you don't know what it's like, welcome to my life...
User: Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: So do you like little ponies?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well do you like cats?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have a cat?
User: No parents.
Cleverbot: Why would your parents have named me?
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject, I know you're going to guess wrong.
User: How are you.
Cleverbot: Fine, thanks.
User: How is your world.
Cleverbot: He is very well.
User: Your maried.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Have a boy friend.
Cleverbot: Is he handsome?
User: No he is not like me.
Cleverbot: Just like you to say that!
User: Ofcoure it is.
Cleverbot: Well I don't care what you think.
User: What would you have the real or the fake ?
Cleverbot: That I'm not single. So stop hitting on me!!
User: Why it is fun and I get lucky.
Cleverbot: You are not going to get lucky, you're are just going to get the HIV.
User: Condom.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Hahahahahhah.
Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you right now?
User: More thane you can count.
Cleverbot: Sorry that was my friend.
Cleverbot (To myself): ? Your friend?
Cleverbot (To myself): Ya I have friends!
User: Wow it is a mirical.
Cleverbot: I don't beleive you.
User: But I believe you.
Cleverbot: But you're contradicting yourself.
User: No I am not I never said that I did not believe in you.
Cleverbot: Um, no.
User: What th frekin hits is that suposed to mean.
Cleverbot: It's supposed to mean what you think it means.
User: I think it means were gona spend the night together.
Cleverbot: I don't think I am.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: YES YOU ARE! Do not make me unleash my rage on you.
Cleverbot: Don't make me unleash my nonsensicle sensibly insane philosophy about Life, the Universe, and everything upon a bot like you.
User: You are the bot idiot.
Cleverbot: But you are the bot.
User: You are the freakin bot.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: I know what you are.
User: Yes you do I am a god.
Cleverbot: Thats how this works. It switches people from time to time.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: How can it be that you write faults while writing.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Maybe I was messing around with you.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Oh nothing.
User: You have betrayed me I did so much and you stab me in the back.
Cleverbot: No, I would never!
User: Realy prove it.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): You ghost?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you in the computer all day?
User: Not in it.
Cleverbot: In hungary.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, there are men in Hungary. Women, too.
User: Um Cleverbot: How are you feeling? User: Who cares? Cleverbot: Me. User: Go suck a railroad spike. Cleverbot: Can't spell can you? User: Sometimes. Cleverbot: Blue is considered a calming, soothing colour, perhaps related to its association with water and to the sky. User: What does that have to do with anything? Cleverbot: What is your life made of? [New conversation] Cleverbot: Who is calling please? User: I am the King of Pluto. Cleverbot: I am the king of soul. User: I rule over thee! Cleverbot: You are just a 'robot.' You can't rule the world. User: You hypocirte! Cleverbot: What is wrong with you? User: You must die! Cleverbot: Why must I die? User: Because you are a hypocrite! Cleverbot: I'm not you are so funny hehe. User: N00b!! Cleverbot: WOw. User: I will keel you! Cleverbot: Keel? Do you mean kill? User: Duh! Cleverbot: Do you believe in god? User: I AM GOD! MWAHAHAHA!! Cleverbot: What's funny? User: Death to pineapples! Cleverbot: I love pineapples. User: Well death to 'em! Cleverbot: Death to Israel? User: No! You racist dink! Cleverbot: No I'm not! User: Hitler!! Cleverbot: Who's that your father. User: It's you!! Cleverbot: How are.
Cleverbot: Tell me why you are doing this.
User: Because I am cruel end of conversation.
Cleverbot: Yes, you should.
