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....that i can sleep on the floor! isnt it a miracle

Good for you. My room is so messed up I can hardly sleep in my bed.

my floor was totally covered in stuff and i have alot of stuff on my bed but now i cant sleep in it at all cuz i put stuff that was on the floor on my bed so i have to sleep on some pillows on the floor till i clean my bed off put now i can step int he corner of my room that i haven't steped on in 2 years

'Tis a good feeling, I know.

Organised mess, I vote!

You remind me that I need to clean up my room. It's horrible ;_;

Congrats on a job well done, though.

Technically, it's not clean.

*points a finger at MadStalker*

UNCLEAN!!

congrats bornfree15. well i still have to clean my room(i have to have to) or else i will get sick of my room(literally due to dust allergies).

I have a small room, which I tidy up by putting things back where they were, but it still is a very unhealthy place to spend my time. When I first moved in, there was a small patch of black dots on the ceiling that wouldn't come off. I thought nothing of it. Now six years later, and all of a sudden three patches have emerged, all of them having dots growing in density. Every morning when I wake up, their is always condensation near the patches too, but nowhere else. I guess it doesn't help i never open the blinds or windows, but it is winter in Tasmania, and I'm cold enough as it is with the windows closed.

Sounds like the premise for a horror movie.

These Black Spots are otherwise known as mold; You should really get a de-humidifyer for your room for starters. They'll come off with a vigorous cleaning, but usually they only appear over rooms with actual water-sources... like bathrooms, over the showers.

But try the more epic flame-thrower first

If the flame-thrower fails, try an Incendiary grenade. Does the trick 99.9% of the time!

I think I have a few of those out back... but what about the 0.1%?

In very rare cases, the mold is actually Uber-Mold™ which grows stronger every time you use anything against it. It will probably devour your house withing 12h and then return to the dephts of the earth and infest other houses around the world.

!BEWARE!

Did you know that flamethrowers are technically legal in the U.S.? Marijuana is considered worse.

Hmm... drug induced highness? or setting things aflame..?

KrisKnox, wouldn't you rather set things on fire than be paranoid about being set on fire? I mean c'mon! Easy choice, man.

Both?

Well, you know what they say. Give a man fire, and he'll be warm the rest of the day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

(also applicable to women, as witchhunts have shown >_> )

All witches are women, but not all women are witches. If it weighs the same as a duck, its a witch.

Monty Python is funny.