The Dink Network

Hey guys,

Today I had an accident while driving my car. You see, it all began when I woke up today and put on my shoes on. I lit up a cigarette while relaxing outside in the hot summer air. After I was done smoking I went down to my boat to fix the wire steering on it, which the work in itself is death, since it's so small to get inside it with a screw driver. After about 5 attempts over a 3-hour span I finally managed to get it right. All of a sudden, I heard a noise inside my house and I quickly knew it was my cellphone ringing to that sweet Kanye West tune "Good Morning". I picked up the phone and it was my friend who called; He asked me if I wanted to hang out with him and since I had nothing better to do I might as well accept his proposal to keep the friendly bond between us, which is established and kept in line through physical communication.

I quickly ran to the bathroom and took a shower (I was really dirty after working with the boat), put someclothes on, my bling and my shades and I was redy to cruise some with him out in town (We was actually just going to buy some medicine for him, so I'm over-exaggerating here). As we was rolling through the hood where I live I saw some gangster just chillin' in a bus shack waiting for the bus, I quickly noticed that they was from another group than I was and it was beef from that point on. One of their guys starting shooting at my ride and I have bullet holes in my car now. I drove as fast as I could out of that hood and didn't think nothing would happen even if I was hit with bullets in my car.

I stopped at a gas station not thinking anything of it and then suddenly my car 'sploded as I was walking outside of the station. Some security that worked there gave me a picture of what happened:

The 'splosion.

I barely managed to survive that blast and I ws so scared as to what was going to happen next since we had gangster on our tail. I ran as fast as I could because I felt hungry after what happened so I went to street-kitchen to have a hamburger. The guy was finished and he came with my burger, it was served on a silver plate. It felt weird and I felt like everything was a conspiracy against me because he didn't touch the burger at all.

It was when I took the burger in my hand I noticed what was wrong. It was too hot and I severely burned my hand and I can no longer use it. Here are pictures of what my hand looks like now.

Burned
Burned2
It hurts

What will happen to my friend and I? Well, we still drive around in a car and solve mysteries and stuff.

wut?

O . . . M . . . G

Leave Norway before you actually die. If emigration laws prevent it, then build a device to download your mind to the internet. I have secure servers you can room in in Switzerland and Antartica.

And why get into the gang business period? Be one of those people who watches the gunfights instead of participating.

And last thought, was it the explosion or the burger that did that sh*t to your hand? And shouldn't it be usable when the skin heals/scars?

EDIT:Wait wait wait. Why are the pics in different urls, and the signs at the explosion in english instead of Norweigan? This better not be you trying to 1-up DinkDoodler's stunt with the PS2 Dink.

I read the last sentence first. I was expecting Bel-Air to be honest.

Sue the street-kitchen for making too hot burgers first of all. Anyway, kewl story.

Does this have anything to do with Skull?

Geesh! then I saw the urlight!

tsss that happens to me all the time before breakfast

Cool story bro.

Especially when those burned hands were used by me when I lied about stuff. But I guess that was your exact point, wasn't it? To have some fun with others expense of having depression and other stuff. Oh well, you always were a fµck-nut, Glenn, so why am I complaining...

So you're saying we lost a member of The Dink Network because you died in a car accident...?

That must be really hurt...

That's what happens when you're in Compton. In the hoood-ah!

Edit: ....

Edit 2: Nevermind, fa-la-la-laa.

<cough>.<cough>.<cough>lie<cough>.<cough>.<cough>

I had a tragic accident once, I tripped over a flat surface.

I had the most tragic accident ever: I once divided by 0!

Now the only question remaining is where the duck is Christiaan. He must come back in time for Q2!!

Fake. The first Burned pic is gruesome, the others are tolerable. nobody can talk about such things. And nobody takes pictures of explosions!

And nobody takes pictures of explosions!

Put "explosion" into google images and look at how much you get.

Heh heh.

I lol'd.

i think halo is a pretty cool guy eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything

Fair play, Toasty.

Fair play.

I played halo for a while but I feel that Resistance 2 is better in some ways. I know there's no vehicles but in terms of weaponry they're on top (come to think of it, Insomniac always is). Being able to give every weapon a secondary function makes it just that much more fun.

Examples:
Magnum secondary fire detonates already fired bullets.
Fareye slows down time (single player).
The Auger (which can already use thermal vision and shoot through walls) deploys a static shield for a few seconds.
Bellock (grenade launcher) fires incendiary shells.

But that's just me.

i think the dink network is a pretty cool guy eh makes dmods and doesnt afraid of anything

Type explosion and see how many you get

Computers can do more than making fake pictures. Didn't I prove that?

He took those pics from already posted images. I never knew he was a gangster. Heh, putting bullets in rides just because Glenn isn't their group. This story is stupid. He wouldn't be cool about it if it was real

Looks like the idea of first mission of Grand Theft Auto 5

Ah, a gangster who has a fairy avatar ....

LOOK LOOK LOOK!! The guy who wasn't their group was a duck-lover!

You are so evil

ahhh!
toast
were is my axe