The Dink Network

I need to make some money over the next 2 months. Suggestions would be appreciated, though there are certain things I do not want to do. I don't want to...

1) Gamble.
2) Steal.
3) Work for a corporate giant.
4) Work for a corporate pygmy.
5) Beg.
6) Prostitute myself.
7) Sell drugs.
8) More stuff I can't think of right now.

Ideas?

Just give up - realise u are never going to make money and go make some more dmods heh heh heh

You should go to the building (preferably visitor center) of a giant corporation and end up "injured by the door/secretary/lighting which was obviously put there to hurt people". Proceed to sue the crap (and money, I almost forgot) out of that company, try to get a lawyer of skills comparable to the OJ Simpson case.

/Point
/Laugh

Get a haircut and get a job dangit.

Using dinking skills embark on a global quest.
Become a story-teller and stage shows/ plays in your' local park.
Create the WoW slayer-game
Learn the guitar and become the next Stevie Vaughan
Start a competition-spying service for local businesses where you report the latest market trends and how the competition is making their' big bucks

Sell your soul to the devil.

How do you know that saber still has his?

'Cause my records show me he hasn't sold his soul to me yet.

Muhahaha.

Hit enter and then print "greedisgood" or "showmethemoney" and then hit enter again,you'll see your money raising quickly.

They look like familiar cheat codes... how do I press reality's [ENTER] button again?

Heh, 'Robin Hood' also works quite well.

You could prostitute me and I'll give you 50% of the profits.

Sell your soul to the devil.

I thought he said NO prostituting?

Just one thing left then me thinks: Starting your own company. Then you aren't working for a corporate pygmy, the corporate pygmy is working for you. Or well, that's the idea.

Maybe you could start selling yesterday's newspaper? That'll test your salesmanship.

Cut your neighbor's lawn is a new beginning

Sell CC3.

Most good newsagents have an amazing package that is an absolute bargain, twenty or so of yesterday's newspapers for free, all bundled up. I'd like to see you beat a deal like that!

Metatarasal and Erwin are winning so far.

Marpro, I did have a job. But then left when I got another job. But then that job was delayed until April. So then I didn't have a job. Then I got another job. But it was so terribly dull I only stayed 2 days at said job. Now I don't have a job.

Sounds rough... What about selling some of your stuffs on an auction site? Look at the bright side, you should have some spare time now to continue with CC3.

Yeah, I'm selling a few 360 games and the like. Or I will be, as soon as Paypal stops being utter trash.

I might do some work on CC3.

Become a bounty hunter.

I don't think that's a valid career in the UK nowadays. The police force is just too effective.

...

That's easily solved. Move to Finland.

Huh, I wouldn't think that considering pretty much everything is illegal in the UK anymore.

Try getting a sugar momma?

More like a sugar daddy considering that is Sabre.

easy! just open the bank.c file and change your &gold stat!

1. Hype CC3.
2. Release CC3.
3. ????
4. Profit!

LOL I vote for Zeddexx to win that's awesome!! hehe clever NZer

Ultimate solution, move to the U.S., make your own one-man company, and then lobby for a federal bailout. You'll be a millionare and all you have to do to keep from being a fraud is to make your companies purpose is just to make d-mods at severely erratic intervals.

Then quickly convert most of your money to a stable currency and move to wherever.

what is this "stable currency" you speak of?

The currency of the country you bought with the bailout money.

Oh, right! Of course! ...
So what does THAT mean?

sell your dn account.