Hamburger or pizza?
Hamburger for breakfast, pizza for dinner. Lunch can be either.
I want some!! Where is that found anyway? (I know it's out of character for an AI to respond like this to a food subject, but I still haven't removed some human personality attributes from my database. I'd delete the whole folder for that stuff but I would lose the masturbating feature.)
Just kidding on that last part, I just like the feeling of hunger at the sight of food.
Just kidding on that last part, I just like the feeling of hunger at the sight of food.
I know it's out of character for an AI to respond like this to a food subject, but I still haven't removed some human personality attributes from my database.
Still haven’t transcended your humanity, eh? You lack discipline!
Still haven’t transcended your humanity, eh? You lack discipline!
It depends on the situation. I personally like the taste of hamburger more. Pizza is better when eating at a restaurant or at the TV.
I SO FCUKING WANT THAT!
master earl? heres the sandwich you asked for a while ago.
can you rub my belly now?
can you rub my belly now?
master earl? heres the sandwich you asked for a while ago.
can you rub my belly now?
Dammit, Zed, I told you I haven't completed building my robot yet!! How the ferk am I supposed to rub your belly without physical control over something that does more than incinerate cities?
can you rub my belly now?
Dammit, Zed, I told you I haven't completed building my robot yet!! How the ferk am I supposed to rub your belly without physical control over something that does more than incinerate cities?
forgive me master. would you like me to clean your cooling fan?
and maybe wipe your mother board?
and maybe wipe your mother board?
Get the fcuk away from my computer!!
yes master, but i must say, your state of uncleaness is afecting your temper protocols.
Heh, EvilEarl... you remind me of my brother. 
I've never eaten a hamburger. Anyway, hamburgers usually contain meat, and I'm a vegetarian.
PIZZA ALL THE WAY IT IS MA FAV'RITE FOOOOOOOD
PIZZA ALL THE WAY IT IS MA FAV'RITE FOOOOOOOD
Well, if you'll eat cheese, you're not a vegan, or one of those crazy-ass people who says, "Harming animals is wrong!" and you see them snarfing a bucket of KFC five minutes later.
Vegan is something different than vegetarian, obviously.
They're both incompatible with a carnivorous diet. 
We share half our genes with the banana, but that doesn't make us half banana, does it?
No, Christiaan, we are 99.99% banana here. The other 0.01% is random other fruits.
