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Russian Dink

October 24th 2009, 12:52 PM
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Tyrsis
Peasant She/Her Russia
 
There appears to be Russian Dink on a CD. It was made in 1998 by russian pirate group FARGUS. The translation is auful, a lot of typos and plain errors. And they changed some names, so Dink is "Prostak", (simpleton). Horrible!
October 24th 2009, 01:02 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
Are you serious?!
MUST. HAVE. IT.
October 24th 2009, 01:06 PM
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Patrunjelu
Peasant He/Him Romania
Rawr! 
I WANT IT NOW. LINK PLX.
Later edit:
http://prox.net.ru/6349-Dink%20Smallwood%20/%20Dink%20Prostak%20%281997/RUS/Fargus%29%20.html
Here it is.
October 24th 2009, 08:25 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Lolex:
"Description:
All this began in the world, in which the dragons wandered in the country, beauties were wearied in the gloomy rock locks under the protection of evil dwarfs, and knights with fortitude and courageously battled for their and still whose conveniently honor. Then appeared simpleton. [DINK]- simpleton. Game was undoubtedly created under the inspiration of such classical games as Zelda, Final Of fantasy, King's Of quest and Monkey Of island. In this game it is sufficient humor in order to interest any player, even who hates genre RPG. Each of tens of fairytale characters, which populate the peace of this magic fairy tale, possesses their nature and unquestionable refinement. The abundance of captivating text dialogues will train your child to read. In a word, for you it is not necessary to feel sorry about the time carried out with the [Dinkom]- simpleton."
(Translated with Babel Fish)
October 25th 2009, 08:16 AM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
That is some Epic Russian Win right there.
October 25th 2009, 05:17 PM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Fargus...Why do I recognize that name..??
October 25th 2009, 08:37 PM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Heh, Dink really isn't quite so stupid as he is a man with Seth's bizarrely great sense of humor. I'm not really sure there's a noun or adjective that could correctly describe him.
October 26th 2009, 02:07 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
Dinkesque Dink-esk
adjective

1. From the game Dink Smallwood, or similar in style to
2. Having a bizarely great sense of humor such as that found within the game Dink Smallwood

Just felt like making up a random definition...
October 26th 2009, 11:58 AM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
3. The sudden urge to behead ducks through gaming or in real life situations.
4. (verb)
The act of looking at TalPorn. ("I'm Dinkesquing!")
October 26th 2009, 06:41 PM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
This rules. The autorun program is a mini dmod, and it looks for the CD when it starts up. Too bad it can't seem to find it
October 27th 2009, 02:12 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
Dinkesque Dink-esk
adjective

1. From the game Dink Smallwood, or similar in style to "Those graphics are dinkesque"
2. Having a bizarely great sense of humor such as that found within the game Dink Smallwood "Tal has a dinkesque humor about him"
3. The sudden urge to behead ducks through gaming or in real life situations "Yesterday I had a dinkesque urge on my farm"

noun
4. An item that is dinkesque in style "I have some dinkesque on my website"

-ing
verb
5. The act of looking at TalPorn "I'm dinkesquing!"

Updated definition.
October 27th 2009, 03:15 AM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
Prostak?...LOL it really fits to Dink since in original game he was a simpleton.
October 30th 2009, 08:23 PM
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Ferk
Peasant They/Them Spain
 
Just as a reminder..
For anyone that wants to translate Dink to Russian, German, Orcish, or whatever the language, and help other people to play Dink on their lang (it can be included in freedink) this is how: http://www.freedink.org/doc/translate/
October 31st 2009, 01:12 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
Can I help translate to orcish?