Re: What would happen in the original game?
What do you think would have happened to Dink if his house hadn't burned down and his mother hadn't died?
Dink wouldn't have gone adventuring and becoming this great hero, and we'd have no game to play.
Dink would've never left home, grew up to be a pig farmer, died after Seth escaped the darklands and the world as he knew it would've ended.
"the world as he knew it would've ended"
Mmm, the world tends to do that when you die
Mmm, the world tends to do that when you die

Well DinkKiller, we'd have quite an excellent pig farming simulator to play. It's more fun than Harvest Moon anyway.
I have to agree with krisknox on this one...Though I think somewhere in there Dink would have massively struck out with Libby, making a total @ss of himself and never living it down. And his Aunt would have been killed by her abusive husband (Jack?), since Dink wasn't there to bomb him to death. (Least that's how I did it. XD )
For a second there, I thought the user above me was me

i killed jack with bombs too.
*grins evilly* Yes Glenn I'm your evil doppleganger.
I hated Jack. You think Aunt Maria would have been a bit more grateful. (I want a bigger bed dammit!)....What's that Auntie? You want me to look for a JOB?! Um...gotta go!
I hated Jack. You think Aunt Maria would have been a bit more grateful. (I want a bigger bed dammit!)....What's that Auntie? You want me to look for a JOB?! Um...gotta go!
Me and my friends thought it was awesome to encourage Jack to beat Maria. We laughed our arses off each time. Also, no girls on internet.