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What would happen in the original game?

August 15th 2009, 04:12 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
What do you think would have happened to Dink if his house hadn't burned down and his mother hadn't died?
August 15th 2009, 04:59 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Whatever, I'll take my post back.
August 15th 2009, 04:25 PM
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DinkKiller
Peasant He/Him United States
The world could always use more heroes 
Dink wouldn't have gone adventuring and becoming this great hero, and we'd have no game to play.
August 15th 2009, 08:45 PM
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krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
Dink would've never left home, grew up to be a pig farmer, died after Seth escaped the darklands and the world as he knew it would've ended.
August 16th 2009, 12:43 AM
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"the world as he knew it would've ended"

Mmm, the world tends to do that when you die
August 16th 2009, 03:41 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
Well DinkKiller, we'd have quite an excellent pig farming simulator to play. It's more fun than Harvest Moon anyway.
August 25th 2009, 07:32 AM
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ChaoticNight
Peasant She/Her United States
Dinking around since 2009..... 
I have to agree with krisknox on this one...Though I think somewhere in there Dink would have massively struck out with Libby, making a total @ss of himself and never living it down. And his Aunt would have been killed by her abusive husband (Jack?), since Dink wasn't there to bomb him to death. (Least that's how I did it. XD )
August 25th 2009, 08:25 AM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
For a second there, I thought the user above me was me
August 25th 2009, 08:55 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Lol
August 25th 2009, 03:50 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
i killed jack with bombs too.
August 25th 2009, 05:19 PM
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ChaoticNight
Peasant She/Her United States
Dinking around since 2009..... 
*grins evilly* Yes Glenn I'm your evil doppleganger.

I hated Jack. You think Aunt Maria would have been a bit more grateful. (I want a bigger bed dammit!)....What's that Auntie? You want me to look for a JOB?! Um...gotta go!
August 26th 2009, 02:42 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
Me and my friends thought it was awesome to encourage Jack to beat Maria. We laughed our arses off each time. Also, no girls on internet.