Well, I'd explain why it wasn't running earlier, but I think I'll just put it this way: I am a dunce.
If you don't know what Ask Tal is, it's a weekly column where I answer 5 (maybe 10 if it's popular) reader questions, Dink-related or not. What do you get? Mildly humorous reading that may prove to be even a tiny bit helpful later in your grand life.
So submit those questions now!
UPDATE: Eh, I forgot to note this...Ask Tal is published every Saturday. So if you have to have your question answered before then, hit the board.
Enter Sandman