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Rakaku
Peasant He/Him United States
She got beat by the ugly stick! O: 
2008-06-26 00:31:00
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Rakaku
Peasant He/Him United States
She got beat by the ugly stick! O: 
She had felt a sharp pain in her ankles. She looked down, and saw sharp claws rising from the ground grabbing at her ankles. She shrieked in terror as the claws dragged her into the manhole. The next day, she woke up in Michael Jackson's bedroom. Michael Jackson walks in. "Hee Hee!", said Micahel. She shrieks in terror again, and says, "I'M A GIRL!". Michael Jackson's face turned green and looked away, puking all over his sack of little boys. He then pressed a button. Then suddenly, the bed sprang up into the air, through the ceiling, through the roof. The bed then catapaulted her right onto the front of the Neverland Park gate. She ran in fear, thinking that Michael Jackson was about to have his way with her. She then went to Candyland. THE END.

Greatest Ending Ever.