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Vortex
Peasant He/Him United States
It rubs the lotion on its skin... 
Name:Vortex

Age: 20

Sex: Male

Occupation: Cashier

Interest: My car, my computer, car audio, paintball.

Music: I love everything, really, I mean everything o_o

Favorite Bands/Singers: Jimmy Buffet, Grateful Dead, Eminem, Offspring, Marilyn Manson, Hooty and the Blowfish, etc, etc (This list could go on forever)

Dislikes: Long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners...

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite TV Show: Family Guy
Fav Family Guy Char: Bryan(The Dog)

Favorite Quote: "He who learn to laugh at himself, will never cease to be amused"<-I live by these words

Other Favorite Quote: "Don't complain and talk about your problems - 80% of the people don't care; the other 20% will think you deserve them." -Mark Twain

Other Other Favorite Quote: "The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain."

Favorite Word/Expression: "Whosajiggawha?"

Umm... Is that enough info?

E-Mail mpjworld@cableone.net
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AIM FatGuy0065
MSN mpjworld

2005-07-25 21:43:10
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Vortex
Peasant He/Him United States
It rubs the lotion on its skin... 
Take your comp and rip out the hard-drive. Then precede to hock the biggest luggy ever right into it. If you won't to completely fix it you may wont to wrap it in electrical tape also. Then jam it back in and hit the on button... Next time you play the game, it should be fixed...

Seriously dont do that... I dont want to be responcible... Do we have some sort of "TDN takes no respomncibility for the help or information given within"?

Vortex has written 1 review

TitleFileTypeScoreDate
Dink is Sent By a Guy To Go Find a Mushroom And it Turns Out it Was All a Joke Search for the Green Mushroom (The)NormalFair 5.0June 12th, 2003