The Dink Network

Far away, there exists a creature named the Metatarasal. This thing has been blessed with knowledge comparable to a human's (read: it's as dumb as the rest of us), and thus has constructed a D-Mod entitled Quest for the Gems. Wow. With a title like that, I get a sense of deja vu. I mean, seriously, a frog just leapt out of my pants and onto my sandwich, and I swear that's happened before. Maybe.