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December 20th 2002, 03:32 PM
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: 1. Why do we put a tree in our house?

Its better than a whole forest

: 2. Why do we decorate the tree?

An empty tree would be boring

: 3. What have candles got to do with it?

Well, Its scary, knowing that your tree can burn

down if you arent home

: 4. Who 'invented' Christmas?

We, not 1 person, we just called this week christmas

: 5. Why are the traditional Christmas colours white, red and green?

Coca cola fan!

: 6. Why does it always starts to snow the day AFTER Christmas?

Ask the weatherman!

: 7. Why does Santa need a stocking to put

presents in?

Ask him? I dont have a chance to meet him

: 8. Why do we always eat and drink way too much?

Because we love food!

: 9. Why do we always argue when it's supposed to be a happy family thingie?

Because it isnt happy

: The winner will be granted the title 'Santa fan(atic) of 2002'.