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April 6th 2004, 05:38 PM
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kinda lost a little in the translation. But I've another one that's squeaky clean.

Old age can be such a hassle!

Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude, and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke. But Tilly, being older and feebler, couldn't reach that far.

Bless her heart.