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My mother rules at these type of things. True stories follow:
"How much are your Christmas masks?" to flea market vendor, about some halloween masks. She receieved an odd look in return.
"Welcome to the great lake of Sand Lake" when entering the *town* of Sand Lake. The lake was a mile away.
When reading water meters for a nearby city, she once got into a car that was not her own or the city's, and looked nothing like either. It took her a few seconds to realise her mistake.
When weeding my parents' first garden, she picked all of the corn and left all of the weeds.
When cooking Chicken Dumplings for the first time, my father was amazed to have found a bone in it. Apparently the recipe didn't say to remove the bones from the chicken.
When cooking biscuits for the first time when she was a teenager, they turned out so hard that her brothers took them and threw them at the barn window, and it shattered.
When driving for the first time, she put the car in reverse and hit the gas... with the house immediately behind her.
There are many more stories, but I can't remember them at the moment.
"How much are your Christmas masks?" to flea market vendor, about some halloween masks. She receieved an odd look in return.
"Welcome to the great lake of Sand Lake" when entering the *town* of Sand Lake. The lake was a mile away.
When reading water meters for a nearby city, she once got into a car that was not her own or the city's, and looked nothing like either. It took her a few seconds to realise her mistake.
When weeding my parents' first garden, she picked all of the corn and left all of the weeds.
When cooking Chicken Dumplings for the first time, my father was amazed to have found a bone in it. Apparently the recipe didn't say to remove the bones from the chicken.
When cooking biscuits for the first time when she was a teenager, they turned out so hard that her brothers took them and threw them at the barn window, and it shattered.
When driving for the first time, she put the car in reverse and hit the gas... with the house immediately behind her.
There are many more stories, but I can't remember them at the moment.
