The Dink Network

let's have every possible format - colour, black and white, hard cover, paperback (with colour and black and white versions), red version, blue version, collector's editions, ancient tome-style, pdf, movie, comic, manga, tv serial, tv show, mickey rooney reading it to a kid, slideshow in the style of plumbers don't wear ties, musical, broadway musical, play, shakespearean play, lecture, audiobook, audiobook with christopher walken reading it, point and click adventure game, fmv game, game where each dmod is in logs you pick up or unlock or whatever, national address, international address, un meeting, stand up routine, flip book, and a version for htc vive and oculus rift of which each version listed before are also available.

the vr audio book versions would simulate it being read to you by christopher walken who is your dad. he even calls you sport and makes dad jokes that make you cringe