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May 2nd 2016, 05:26 PM
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Skurn
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I'm more of a...solo..person? I dont really like companions. Only if they are sexy.. or if they feel like human beings other than giving them commands. Other than that, they annoy me, they block my way, and they are just annyoing pieces of shit.


skyrim's companions are so ducking bad. they probably slapped the feature together in one night when they collectively remembered that party members are a thing. first you'll probably get is lydia who infamously gets in everyone's way and vanishes for no reason. then there's mjoll the lioness who comes with a free stalked named arin or whatever. in my save where i'm married to her, all she does is walk in place. she's totally borked. if a giant or some bandits show up, she keeps doing it. then me and what's his face who wants to be an adventurer fight them off. skyrim's a ducking piece of shit.

Well..Skurn kind of said otherwise, so I'll have to see it myself.

i don't think i've ever hit invisible walls in 3. if i did, it was shitty collision on objects. yeah, i remember. the capital city or whatever that has loads of rubble blocking your way. looks like you can climb it, but no. gotta find that one vague ducking path to the penis memorial.

in new giygas, the road to the city is full of death claws. "no problem! i'll just go around. there's a few hills above them that should work well." nope. the game wants you to go somewhere else. if you dare even try to choose your own path in a SANDBOX RPG, you'll get stuck in a bunch of invisible diarrhea. i looked for a mod to get myself out. there are none. i eventually got out somehow. that's one of the first things you do in the game. get stuck because artificial shit. other than that, i don't think i ran into walls. map borders don't count.

UGH! There aren't many games that have actual funny comedic jokes. I mean, all I'm saying is I'd rather choose Undertale over any other game if I want a funny game. Although NV isn't JUST about comedy, so it's understandable.

not very related, but i hate the design of the fallout poster boy. so. obnoxious. i feel like he's supposed to be some kind of funny thing judging by the CONSTANT SMILE AND THE THUMBS UP AND THE PERK AND ATTRIBUTE PORTRAITS OF HIM. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

IF they actually exist, then NV is 200% more enjoyable for me.

there are challenges. somewhere. in the pip boy's 1000 menus.