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The Dink Network struggles to cross the eternal boundry between life and death, but to no avail, it's just sorta stuck on that boundry
[7/2/2015 11:11:34 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: Not my fault i became grass.
[7/2/2015 11:14:23 PM] Bayou Billy: dude
[7/2/2015 11:14:23 PM] Bayou Billy: dude
[7/2/2015 11:14:26 PM] Bayou Billy: what if
[7/2/2015 11:15:20 PM] Bayou Billy: when you die, you become an inanimate object, you just sit there, only sorta thinking, until something breaks you, then you reincarnate as an intestinal parasite?
[7/2/2015 11:16:18 PM | Edited 11:16:24 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: that’s what the Soilseers think happens.
[7/2/2015 11:16:47 PM] Bayou Billy: or what if we all start out as heavenly beings, then we die and become something lesser, and then we keep on living and dying until we become literal shit, then we die forever?
[7/2/2015 11:17:40 PM | Edited 11:18:18 PM] Bayou Billy: what if God doesn't do anything because he died and reincarnated as, I don't know, a galactic supercluster?
[7/2/2015 11:17:41 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: that is the whole thing too
[7/2/2015 11:18:58 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: as the soilseers leared more from the Ditch of Nature, they came to the conclusion that some souls are worthy enough to pass shit and loop back to heavenly beings. There, they stay that way
[7/2/2015 11:19:03 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: it’s extremely rare though
[7/2/2015 11:20:05 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: so rare, that in the entire galaxy, there’s probably only going to be 2 that are worthy.
[7/2/2015 11:21:30 PM] Bayou Billy: nah, I shouldn't think like that, well now, back to sacrificing innocent tangerines to the Vegetable Speed
[7/2/2015 11:22:39 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: A heretic act, but we’re leaving the Holy Graze anyways
[7/2/2015 11:24:59 PM | Edited 11:26:44 PM] Bayou Billy: the Vegetable Speed taught us superior agricultural techniques, built supermarkets with only the freshest vegetables, and taught us how to seize glory by the balls, what has your Bananna "Wise" done?
[7/2/2015 11:25:22 PM] Bayou Billy: and all that for only a few tangerine souls
[7/2/2015 11:26:48 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: Blades of Faith in the churches often preech the name of banana wise and their followers do too, but look where the Graze it at now. It’s going to war with an innocent field and the King might be considering a parley with dark beings.
[7/2/2015 11:32:09 PM] Bayou Billy: I hope one day you too will find the road to true glory, may the celery help you find the path, may the cauliflower illuminate it, and may your life be pesticide free, I must go preach the word of the Vegetable Speed
[7/2/2015 11:33:34 PM] Bayou Billy: What the hell was that conversation
[7/2/2015 11:34:25 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: actually, there is talk that the Vegetable Speed and the Banana Wise are the same god. what determines which side of the god is active, is which side is the most desired.
[7/2/2015 11:41:24 PM] Bayou Billy: So if I convert more people to the side of the Vegetable Speed, it will be more active? Soon the whole world will have home gardens and be eating without preservatives, the Banana Wise suggest we stop growing vegetables and that we grow this stuff called "fruit", sugary plant genitalia is not better than vegetables, maybe the Graze will understand this.
[7/2/2015 11:44:43 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: Bananas are berries.
[7/2/2015 11:45:40 PM] Bayou Billy: really?
[7/2/2015 11:45:47 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: yes
The Dink Network struggles to cross the eternal boundry between life and death, but to no avail, it's just sorta stuck on that boundry
[7/2/2015 11:11:34 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: Not my fault i became grass.
[7/2/2015 11:14:23 PM] Bayou Billy: dude
[7/2/2015 11:14:23 PM] Bayou Billy: dude
[7/2/2015 11:14:26 PM] Bayou Billy: what if
[7/2/2015 11:15:20 PM] Bayou Billy: when you die, you become an inanimate object, you just sit there, only sorta thinking, until something breaks you, then you reincarnate as an intestinal parasite?
[7/2/2015 11:16:18 PM | Edited 11:16:24 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: that’s what the Soilseers think happens.
[7/2/2015 11:16:47 PM] Bayou Billy: or what if we all start out as heavenly beings, then we die and become something lesser, and then we keep on living and dying until we become literal shit, then we die forever?
[7/2/2015 11:17:40 PM | Edited 11:18:18 PM] Bayou Billy: what if God doesn't do anything because he died and reincarnated as, I don't know, a galactic supercluster?
[7/2/2015 11:17:41 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: that is the whole thing too
[7/2/2015 11:18:58 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: as the soilseers leared more from the Ditch of Nature, they came to the conclusion that some souls are worthy enough to pass shit and loop back to heavenly beings. There, they stay that way
[7/2/2015 11:19:03 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: it’s extremely rare though
[7/2/2015 11:20:05 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: so rare, that in the entire galaxy, there’s probably only going to be 2 that are worthy.
[7/2/2015 11:21:30 PM] Bayou Billy: nah, I shouldn't think like that, well now, back to sacrificing innocent tangerines to the Vegetable Speed
[7/2/2015 11:22:39 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: A heretic act, but we’re leaving the Holy Graze anyways
[7/2/2015 11:24:59 PM | Edited 11:26:44 PM] Bayou Billy: the Vegetable Speed taught us superior agricultural techniques, built supermarkets with only the freshest vegetables, and taught us how to seize glory by the balls, what has your Bananna "Wise" done?
[7/2/2015 11:25:22 PM] Bayou Billy: and all that for only a few tangerine souls
[7/2/2015 11:26:48 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: Blades of Faith in the churches often preech the name of banana wise and their followers do too, but look where the Graze it at now. It’s going to war with an innocent field and the King might be considering a parley with dark beings.
[7/2/2015 11:32:09 PM] Bayou Billy: I hope one day you too will find the road to true glory, may the celery help you find the path, may the cauliflower illuminate it, and may your life be pesticide free, I must go preach the word of the Vegetable Speed
[7/2/2015 11:33:34 PM] Bayou Billy: What the hell was that conversation
[7/2/2015 11:34:25 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: actually, there is talk that the Vegetable Speed and the Banana Wise are the same god. what determines which side of the god is active, is which side is the most desired.
[7/2/2015 11:41:24 PM] Bayou Billy: So if I convert more people to the side of the Vegetable Speed, it will be more active? Soon the whole world will have home gardens and be eating without preservatives, the Banana Wise suggest we stop growing vegetables and that we grow this stuff called "fruit", sugary plant genitalia is not better than vegetables, maybe the Graze will understand this.
[7/2/2015 11:44:43 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: Bananas are berries.
[7/2/2015 11:45:40 PM] Bayou Billy: really?
[7/2/2015 11:45:47 PM] McVeigh DRESSED FENUGREEK: yes
