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March 30th 2015, 01:31 AM
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Duck heat. I'd prefer it to be cold.

When it's hot/warm, whatever, nothing can stop it. You try to sleep or something and the air is stagnant and dry (even with a fan unless it's blowing on you); leaving a window open doesn't do much, air conditioning and ice cost money which they sure as hell should not. I bet the assholes in charge of electric companies and the like take advantage of the higher level of heat to squeeze more money out of people in this greedy ass country.

When it's cold, all you need to do is cover up in some way. That's it. You have total control over how you feel temperature-wise. But then, people feel the need to use heating appliances of some sort or start a fire which is absolutely pointless. For duck's sake, throw a blanket on. Put a robe on or something. Don't start a fire or turn on the heat because there are obviously people who don't need that shit, and I'm the kind of duck that likes to keep the window open if it's cold or something because the cold is awesome. Hell, I have it open regardless since the cold only comes around for about 3 minutes, but still. The fires are such shit - it's finally cold. People can leave their windows open and get cold air, or do nothing about it and have a good temperature. So when there's fire, people can't do that anymore. Smoke enters through every little crack it can and it's disgusting. Speaking of smoke, it's irrelevant to this topic, but jesus ducking christ, do you need to do that? I get if you're addicted and you're an absolute retard for getting into in the first place, but duck you. DUCK. YOU. One time this whole room was just blanketted in some asshole's cigarette smoke. I could not stay in here. There's a thing called second hand smoke, you ducks. And it's not just cigarettes, too. Let's get more relevant - it's fireplaces too. As long as it's ducking smoke. I don't want that shit. I want clean air (or as clean as you pieces of tar filled filth or woodburning filth will allow), not smoke. Someone should hunt down all the douchecountry music sensations smoking those abominations and shove them straight up their ass while they're still lit and dump gasoline in there too. The monsters that make those things should suffer the same, but add in chambers of nicotine smoke to show them what the hell they're doing to this goddamn world.

Anyways, the ice thing won't work. I've got enough shit in here as it is and there's no where to put ice. Annnnd it'd melt in 4 seconds.

No idea why I would be begging for heat. I definitely wouldn't. I once felt so shitty that I walked into the 'school' kitchen and sat on the freezer floor. Although, I'd probably sit in freezers no matter what. It's nice.