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September 28th 2011, 10:22 AM
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The great goblin was named Garg and he and his tribe lived happily in the land of Gob. Without question a fat, laid back, swell guy named King Borangutang appeared to claim the land for himself as he had already claimed Goodheart at that time. (yes, it's that old) Borangutang had, without question, the largest military force in the world according to himself and there was not much the goblins could do but give in to the king and help him build walls and stuff.

Garg was smart. He had planned for many years during their slavery on how to throw the king off the throne and reclaim the land. The goblin stole jars from the supply daily and always took the beany-alternative for supper just so they could fart in the jars afterwards. This was not just for fun as it was all of Gargs plan, to build up volatile gas in the jars, throw 'em at the guards and set the gas off for an explosive finish, thus the first grenade was born and the same technique was used for many centuries afterwards.

The goblin tribe defeated the greedy king and his military force. Sadly, Garg was blown to smithereens in the battle.