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June 30th 2011, 07:09 AM
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It is the question of the decade, a mystery Dinkers have been trying to solve since the creation of Dink Smallwood; Why the hell does Ethel, an old woman, have a beard?!

Well, upon closer inspection just yesterday, I believe I have finally solved this mystery. When looked closely, you can actually see it. See what, you ask? Well, what we have thought was Ethel's hair for the past 13 years, is actually not her hair. Nor what we thought was her beard is a beard. She is actually wearing a headscarf, tied around her head and under her chin. Due to her small size, the scarf falls all the way down to her knees.

So here you go, look for yourself, and you can actually see it! THIS MYSTERY HAS FINALLY BEEN SOLVED!!