The Dink Network

ok this is a joke that still no one is doing anything even after there are allegedly new staff members. GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO INTERVIEWS, ASK TAL, RECONDITE, etc this is a disgrace!

if you do not comply i will be forced to delete all of my reviews like dethlord and never be seen again. and im sure none of you would want that to happen.

also what the hell happened to dethlord anyway? smells like an interview to me. wink wink.

"if you do not comply i will be forced to delete all of my reviews like dethlord and never be seen again. and im sure none of you would want that to happen."

Frankly, I don't care.

It would be nice though, don't cha think?

Did u get the picture I sendt u josh?

"if you do not comply i will be forced to delete all of my reviews like dethlord and never be seen again. and im sure none of you would want that to happen."

Do you realize how empty of a threat that is, if you can call it a threat?

Well, it could be a threat if....

Sorry there bud, I'm getting nothing. We plebians just don't have that much leverage, you know?

I did think to interview Dethlord in one of my many periods of alcoholic induced laziness, but he seems to have dried up and blown away with the wind.

More specificly, the Morrowind.

yeah i got the pic, good assisting.

you have 2 days to delete all of my reviews then. play time is over and i wont deal with your harassment.

Dethlord IM'd me recently, but we didn't have much to say. I don't have much in common with him, other than Dink and that we both are vaguely human in appearance.

I'm sorry josh, but I don't have a column to write, else I would instruct you all on the wonders of stalking celebrities.

You must've typed that line with a smile on your face.